A simple page, consisting of nothing more than pictures of broken toliet seats.
A busted toilet seat, found in a wastepaperbasket at a local pub.
So there I was. Sitting on my toilet, reading the latest copy of the Stranger, when it happened.
I heard a loud *SNAP!* and felt my butt fall about 1/2" towards the toliet bowl.
When I finished up and looked at the seat, I found it had neatly split in two at the back.
Dammit anyway!!! That was my favorite toilet seat!!!
Replacement seat - but what's this?
The seat looks 'normal', if there was such a qualifier for a toilet seat. But look, this one has five - count them - FIVE buculets! I've never seen a toliet seat that had five of them before. I guess the extra one is there so fat people don't snap the toliet seat in the front when they lean forward to wipe their bunghole. :-O
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