Disembowelling your fucking vacuum cleaner.



In this picture, the fucking vacuum has finally been beaten into fucking submission. But the fucking vacuum bag still needs to be removed from that fucking red bladder before you can put on a new one.


Grab the fucking vacuum bag with one hand and grab the fucking red bladder with the other, and just start yanking on shit until the fucking vacuum bag comes loose or something. This is called fucking disembowelling your fucking vacuum. Now do you see why you're supposed to put fucking newspapers everywhere?



Great job, fucking asswipe! Now you get to fucking clean up this
fucking mess and get ready to put on a new fucking vacuum bag.



Pull the fucking neck of the fucking vacuum bag off the fucking nozzle.
Don't forget to take that fucking round spring off the old bag or you'll be fucking sorry.



With the open part of the fucking red bladder facing down, shake the fucking piss out of your fucking vacuum.


You're finally ready to put in a new fucking vaccum bag and fucking clean up after yourself.
Or go back and sew together that sorry ass piece of shit vacuum after you ruined it with fucking tape.