1: Cryogenically freeze the body & cut out shamrock shaped pieces
    of his body, dye green, and use as lapel pins for St. Patrick's
    Day.

2:  Used as a uranator at a multiple-keg beer bash.


3:  The Barney Aquarium Ornament.  After a few days, buy some nice pirhanas
     for the fishtank, turn off the light, and dump them in.


4:  Flatten with a steam roller, and cut out urinator screens from the
     flattened carcass.

5:  The Barney Toliet Seat Cover.


6: Replace the wrecking ball at a demolition with Barney's body. Wreck a
     building or two with this contraption.

7: The Barney Diaper Pail.  Give it to those people who had septuplets.