ÿþ<HTML> <HEAD> <title>Fictional Band Names / Album Titles</title> <body bgcolor="#000010" text="#ffff00" link="#00ffff" alink="#a0ff00" vlink="#00a0ff"> </head> <body> <center><font face="Courier New" size="2"><img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/shower0.gif" width=99% alt="GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS...."><br><br> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/fbn.gif" width=99% alt="Fictional Band Names / Fictional Album Titles/Fictional Song Titles"><br><br> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/busted0.gif" width=99% alt="SOMEONE BUSTED THE COFFEEPOT,"> </b></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><br> 6,296 Busted Light Bulbs...er...uh...<br><i>Bad Band Names/Album Titles/Song Titles</i> as of 12-21-14<br> </center> </font><font face="Arial" size="4"><pre><b><hr> Soggy Slippers Mirror,,rorriM Stormtrooper Cum Laude {<i>pronounced "kumm lodd"</i>} Invasion of the Body Crabs Mouldy Teeth Piss Bottle Bomber Vacuum Bag Infection Vomitorium The Band-AIDS Napalm Christmas Tree Sweaty Showerhead Phist Phuck Phun Sunny Botulism Syringe Licker Toliet Tank Defecator Hooked on Cryonics Foooo-Luuuush! The Rat's Asses PHUQ2 Faggot <b>Moose</b> {<i>The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account</i>} Piano Turd Burglars Piss Christ Sewer Pickle Wet Dog Smell Assimilated Nanites Blaze of Gory Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO Phat Urinator Ronco Rotisserie Victims Seat Up Or Down? The Amazing Plastic Toliet Band Accordion Destructors Slashing Bus Seats Rage Against the Answering Machine Polly's Got Anthrax Sanitised for Your Protection Toxic Wheelchair Elvis' Favourite Enema Thorny Jesus Houseplant Nicofool Talking Bomb Scrotum Driver Rusty Walker Sunflower Sperm 3D Toliet Tank Massengator Broomstick Douchewads Porta-Potty Phoot Phetish Flushlight Twilight Nerds Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet Moonshine Dildo Shitbowl Spazbag Magical Poo Shower Radiance of the Commode Spermbag Roundpants Dark Bulbs Ding Dong, The Toliet's Dead! Faggot Sweat Overkilljoy Gamma Puking Force Mouldy Phishes Fear The Toliet The Dirty Diaper Stompers Ratgut Sodium Sniffer Guitar Mutilator Healthy Hosebags Fabulous Fartbags Toliet! TOLIET!!! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Huffing Liquid Neon Vacuum Bag Urinator Bong Warriors Mouse Poop Gun Black Hole in One or Two 3-In-1 Bullshit Detector Musical Rat Fur Counterfucker Massenguillotine Urinal Straw Depending On Depends Walk Of Shame Shit in the Shower and Stomp it Down the Drain Dog Water Iced Doormat The Bagless Condoms Vacuum Fat Hate Mail Enema Flushing After Midnight Stepping on Insulators Dead Pepsi Wench The Sink is Your Toliet The Mighty Pisstones Saliva Spool Nieu Dunce Bust a Cap in Your Nightlight Poontang Heroes Brooz Crooz The Decaffeinated Stoplights Gangsta Masta Batas Cumseat Ejectors Testicular Atrophy The Lost Souls of NASCAR Shotgun Enema Underarm Micturition Taillight Pacifists Hoof & Mouth Kitty Litter Pussywhipped Aspirin The Unflushed Urinators Tampax in Tampa The USB Urinal Mints The Vacuum Pricks Sleeping in Cat Urine Packaged Rebellion Sunflower Feces Urine Potato Electric Harley House of Hate The Busted Urinators Toliets Kicked Off the Wall Sunflower Urine Bathtub Vitamin Brocolli Aspirin Green Jello Bites Testes Smashed with a Ball Peen Hammer He's Got...Pooooo-Pooooo The Bear Went Over the Mountain Mountain Doo-Doo Stomp 2,458,770 Tripping on Extacy The Pee Bottle Bombers RepHresh This! The Busted Light Bulbs Tampons + 18-Wheelers I've Got Poo-Poo On My Shoe Hairdryers In Toliets That's My Rat, Give Me Back its Ass! Terrifying Tinky Winky The Overflowing Airsickness Bags Telephone Spam Smells like Burning Poo Chrysanthemum Perspiration Cardiac Perspiration Armpit Rainbows Risk of Fecal Injury Liver Perspiration There Ought to be a Law Bloody Dentures Urine Broccoli Daisy Cum What's that Smell? Cellular Micturition Cephalic Odour Hillbilly Snatch The Rat Pellets Punk Piss Boob Pus Solar Powered Flashlight Sticky Lamp Rose Thorn Insemination Urine Jesus Afterbirth on Toast Instant Microwave Poo The Mouldy Flashlights Rhino Clit Electrodynamic Nerds Garbage Mouth Toliet Tongue Sewer Mouth Sewer Chute Urinator Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd") Slutty Neon Sign Password to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws That's the Answer "Y" is Not Really a Bowel - EVER!!! Cinnamon Toast Feces Plad to the Bone Speedlightpee Electrourinalysis Crunchy Rat Poo Gee, Your Hair Smells Shitty!!! Sperm Urination Cannibal Wedding Canadian Fries Making Whoopie with My Whoopie Cushion Chewing Gum Under the Urinator The Ultimate Defecator 31,054,500 Points of Hate Ejection Toliet Seat My Job: The Dish Doucher Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Urine Polka-Dot Bikinis Helicopter with Wings Ding Dong, the Sink is Dead The .38 Lights Gee, Your Hair Pisses Me Off! I'm Eighteen (And I Hate It!) Submarine Screen Doors Ding Dong, the Urinator's Flooded Mini-Wheat Cinnamon Prick The Boob Toobs AC/BC/CC/DC Here a Fece, There a Fece, Everywhere a Fee-See!!! ?ILLEGAL BICUSPID ERROR IN 64738 Hey hey hey!!! Fat Albert is Kicking Your Ass!!! Marshmallow Baseball Bats The Exposed Plutonium Cores of Broken Bowling Balls Dirty Washingmachines Eating Cereal out of the Toylet Bowl Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Drinking Fountain The Phoenix is Not Warp-Capable Zefram Cochrane is a Fraud Chrysanthemum Micturition The Brown Team Tongue Cheese Phillips Screwdriver Enema Hammer Nads The ISA Urinator Deodouriser Cakes Lingo-O-NO!!! CW (Charles Woolery) What Can Feces Do for You? Highway Flare Perspiration The Magic Toaster Airplane Pee Massengill brand Post-Mailbox Disposable Douches Sidewalk Poo Hamster Puke Pretty in Pre-Menstrual Princess Pink Phideaux's Kidney Odour Begin Round 2,458,770 We Took the Little Test Molly is Phun to Buttphuck! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Snap! Crackle!! Pop!!! Free Testicular Meter <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Brush...brush your teeth...31,054,500 times a day...every day!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Floss...floss your teeth...15,527,250 times a day...every day!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Brush Your Teeth 31,054,500 times a day, That's the Way to Fight Decay!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Floss Your teeth 15,527,250 times a day, Helps Remove that Plack Away!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Women Want MORE Than All Frozen Urine Popcycle Shitting from the Brain Co-Co-Co-Co-Pilots Reach In & Get Yourself a Testicle Tater Tot Diapers Constipated Labia King Kong Krunch Wall Cabinet Bungalow Cheerio-NO!!! Breakfast Under the Wharf Tunneling Neutrino Beam Ding Dong What's Wrong with the Toliet? O NOOOOO!!! NOT NADS!!! Headlamp Hangover A Beautiful Whammy Unflushed Desk Lamp Cotton Pencil Laser Urine Beating Off in Baghdad Out To Lunchtime Wrecking Ball Masturbator Hunt It Down & Kill It Helium Neon Laser Potluck I Love Commercials...NOT!!! The Jenny Craig Christmas Catalogue I'll Have a Screwdriver...No, a Phillips Screwdriver Semicolon in Your Colon Snake Sweat 3-in-1 Polygrip Test Have You Called Jenny Yet? Sally Jesse Raphael's Boot Camp Punks <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">It's The Most Wonderful Time...Of The Turtles!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Chickenshit Feces Teenaged Tunneling Ninja Mutants Digimon: Digital Monstrosities You've Got Enemail!!! Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douches Lips Sewn to Assholes You Can Edit Your Dog Water Mouldy Sewer Pickle Phear the Toliet The Grim Reaper Sucks Ass Sewer Truck Shenannigans Bullet Flashlight We Eat Frozen Fleet Brand Disposable Enemas The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Unholy Water The Phlushed Phlashlights Micturition Apple Wastoids Pizza Back Diet Wrong Unpure Zero Rhymes with Orange Wallet Clog Snake Chainsaw Douche Cat on a Cold Uranium Roof Fistful of Metal Enema <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Kirby, Kirby, Kirby He's Not the Star of the Show!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> The Atomic Testing Ground Punks Got Battery Acid? "Vaccuummnne" Balls {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Paper Dog Cotton Horse Rubik's Sphere Global Cooling Nasonex...Day or Day! My Cat Neelix Preying Mantis Insert Slug to Play 1 Slug 1 Credit Game Not Over White Dhalias Moose-Lite Bulbs Whale Sperm Just Hose Me Down!!! Cat666 Satanic Network Cable Dick Cup ROG (Ride On Goons) SpectraSweet Flight Mistress Non-Atomic Battery Accordion Pythons King FFF We Are The Dumbasses...You Will Be Asslaminated...Resistors Are Futile!!! Fleming Valve Destructors Wall Bins that Look Like Blue Urinators Acid Cat Mouse Mat Mayhem Flowers in the Dustbin Horse on the Bed Carpet Dog Redhouse Minimum Dave Dyslectics Untie Boner X-Ray Fetal Matter No Money Back Guarantee Polly Wants Anthrax The Dead Toliets The Live Milkmen Maddest Max at Thunderflush Broken Wheelchair <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">There Was a Cat who Had a Name and Puffy Was His Name-O<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Retaliation of the Fembots The Winking Smilies Family Non-Matters Johnson Aircraft The Pee Spuds Folding Locksyrup Waffle He Thinks TV is a Disease The Smith Family Enemas I've Got Pee Pee On My Shoe Purple H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Cartoon People LED Message Cock LED = Light Emitting Dude Transporters MicroScream Star Flyer Transom Splatter Milkdud Sweat The Swiffer Swappers <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Who Was Evil, Who Was Five?<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Shovel Your Conscience Into the Grave The Hershey Squirts Trucktoad Deadbeat Desk Lamp Salivation The Sloan Urinator Spuds SpectraSour Cameras With Busted Lenses Asparagus Micturition Joey, Joey Get Me Some Massengill The Rubber Band Paper Toliets Red Ryder in Siam Bad Band Names (Made-Up) Plutonium Pencil Lead Left-Footed Scissors Knives in the Garden Terrifying Telephone Tubas Paper Cut Amputation Altoids - The Diarrhea Giving Mints Green Eggs & Spam Dog Water Balloons The Busted Condoms Did Did Did Did You Hear the Falling Bombs? Ketchup Sprinklers Satan's Horseradish What's Wrong With My Poo? The Milky Urinators Why Is My Pee Green? Busted Pills in a Bottle Not Unsanitised for Your Unprotection The ISA Turd Burglars PISS ON, PISS GRASSHOPPER!!! Toliet Eggs {<i>Vulgar Term for Vagina</i>} (yes, that phrase and not "pussy") The Vitamin B4 Caplets are Tainted The Groggy Milkwomen Apple Sweat The "Hoo Phlung Pu" Band Tape Measure Defecation Toyletta Airplane Pee Slashing Truck Seats Dr. Pecker Digital Cameras with Faulty Photoflashes The MRI Jerkoffs Lighting & Death Appliance The Euro-Pro Bagged Cylindrical Tuna Who Left the Toliet Unflushed? Blue Clues!!! Vinegar & Water Dressing The Blown Rubbers Leaving the Iron On 2-Litre Bottle of Pop Rocks A Summer's Eve in Massengill Chainsaw Micturtion Ensign Wildman's Baby is Sick Holographic Doctor Doolittle Paper Screen TVs That Class M Planet is a Booby Trap!!! The MassenGators Sea Lion "Lite" Bulb Please Smoke in the Elevators Large Intestine Perspiration Kidney Flatulence Flat Tyre Orgasm The Clay Oragami Stools Thyme Hookah Pipe Don't Flush, the Garden Hose is Flooded!!! Christmas Dark Bulb Strands Temporal Tape Uranate in the Coffeepot The Cat Shat in My Shoes! KumKast Kable Remote Controlled Turds Fire Hydrant Uranation The Dog with the Flog Butchered Baby's Intestines Purina Rat Chow...Chow Chow Chow!!! Water Huffer Urine Tylenol Vaccuummnne Bathtub Vitamins Rubik's Puke Mailbox Enema The Doosh Crew Bagless Vacuum Bags The Poop Chute Vandals Would You Like Bungwipe with That? Paper Sink Snuggles Toliet Bear Kowabunga Dudette!!! Frownies, Not Smilies Toliet Turd Trap Telstar Telegraph Set Puke Green Traffic Cones F(l)at Tyre Urine Vited Shattered Mirror Honey, Grab Me the Plunger!!! O o, the Toliet's Flooded!!! Washingmachinemouth Boob Toob Clitoris Mirapex Makes You Gamble 21st Century Uninsurance Who Wants a Bloodbath? Vaginal Enema Sluts The Baby Asked You for a Diaper, Mr. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Pants! Chain Link Fence Micturition Skull & X-Bones Roger Dodger Toliet Sweat Catalouge of Amenities in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Cell Phone Spam Nightlight Antiperspirant That Stupid Cheerios Bee is Clogging the Toliet Again Thiss Sentense iz Pruufred! Helicopter Urine Think They're Sweating? Bubble Twine Spermjohn Ovalpants The Lockblade Frogs There's a Urinator Mint in My Throat Gerber Folding Baby Food Gangster Nightlight Light Bulb Nerds Pokemon Pokedad Semen Whale Rozarem is Speed!!! Pop Rocks Feces Musical Electric Chairs Liquid Helium Wheelchair LOX and Cream Sperm Rubik's Cube Fart Stinky Cat Box Odour Get In the Pool of Jello Carpet to Carpet Walling 1:37 to Midnight The Dog Kilogram Rat Kennel Kervorkian's Satanic Destructors Maternity Test Results Toad Stool Pigeon We've Pitted Out! The Overheated Spatulas O o, the Urinator's Unflushed! The Flaming Pepsi Blockheads I, FAGGOT!!! Polygrip Test Results Bally's Leather Hoar Men Without Fugly Hats Men Without Jobs Cesspool Idiot Pteradactyl Light Bulbs Jerry Springer's Loose on Campus!!! The Tight Cannons Unloaded Gun...*BANG BANG!!!* Shimmering Urine Incandescent Feces Magnificent Armpit Sweat Ding Dong Doily Khatty Kathy Drink Piss & Sperm @ The Cum Bar Cesswimming Pool Kee Ki Ko Kum!!! TAP FOOT FOR BJ Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toliet It's the Rotten Apple from Apple Jacks!!! Give Me Your Blood and Urine Please Texas Hold Up Geico Gecko Dead in the Toliet Gimme Your Sebum Please Dropping a Toadstool Ding Dong the Doorbell's Busted! Scrubbing Bubble Death Crash Course in Brane Surgery Independence Day of Rest Forgive Me Father For I Have Committed Flatulence Crying Tears of Coffee Pop That Zit on My Bunghole Cum Guzzling Guttersluts Updates are Not Ready for Your Computer The Fry Brain Train The Muck Truck Bells On My Pinkies Kaspersky Overload! Balls to the Hall Crunchatise This, Asswipe!!! Cap'n Soggy Spachela H8red My Lil' Defecator Urine Laser Sitting on Frozen Neon Wall Flatulence Unit Vault 1,053,000 Pancake Turner Feast Bubbleope of Nitrogen Dioxide Fluorescent Tube Whores Maynard, and Poopy, They're Both Good Names One Teaspoon of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Sun is a Giant Fission Reactor...NOT!!! Tongue Paper Cuts from Licking Toads Pimp Your Sink Just Shoot Me...No Really!!! Star Track Marks Toliet Tissue Sandpaper Time For Your Meds, Maynard! Iggy, and Gurdie, they're Both Insane! Merferator Police The Tanqueray Faggots Tears for Queers Preparation-H Bunghomos The Turd Burglars Kandiosity Kweens Faggy Cheerios The Smashed Urinator Deodouriser Cakes It's a Chair...With Wheels!!! Cellular Telephone Defecation Excessive Bladder Perspiration Halitosis of the Spleen Coffee Cup Full of Urine Toliet Keyboard Clogged Magazine Cat Hairball Enema Ikkakumon Is a Queer Renamon is a Lezzy O no!!! Not With a Knife!!! Soda Fountain Rectangular Jerks Potato Salad Diarrhea Tonight...Solid Perspiration Goes Boom! GSN's 24-Hour Happy Hour Bunghole Alarm Clock Sand Dollar Toliet Tissue Vaginal Keyhole Testicular Diarrhea Land of Bagpipes Accordion Mutilators Electric Guitar Destructors Bongo Drum Cornholios I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole The Zester Farts Vaya Con Bungholio Micro Testicular Clips Pet Blinker Lead Weights Pop That Balloon Like a Zit Dental Carriers Cat on a Cold Soft Bed The Velveeta Sluts Scrotal Aspirin Photochop Five Year Beard Clippings Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Tomato Toliet Spud Valve Greasy Book Dog On a Warm Plutonium Roof Barium Douche Gadolinium Enema Radium Douchema Mouldy Houseplant The Frowning Graemlins The Mouse Pound Cutting Off Boobs House Rat Victor Humongous Sally Jessy Raphael's a Douchebag Ribbon Cable Torture Device Enemabag!!! Stilleto Heels of Death Drag Queen Victoria Prom King of Spades Dillhole!!! Dickweed!!! Boob Tube Augmentation The Rat Hairballs "Thuh" "Doosh" "Krew" Cathy Withakay Buzz Saw Perspiration Springfield Enema Academy Officer Smudgepot Police Candiosity Super Sour Butter K9 Disadvantix Santa's Little Harmer Catch Me if you Can, Little Bow Wow! Ziplock Storage Vacuums Pledge of Satanism Uranated Cat Wee Springfield Crime Spree My Own Dog Bit Me Telephone Spermicide Porch Light Potty Covered In Camel Wee Rocket Micturition Folding Broccoli Sticky Doorknob Greasy Axe Handles Twelve is the Unluckiest Number My Best Friend's Midget is a Midget Test Target Insanity Phideaux's Noo Shooz Patio Puke STOP OR I'LL FLUSH!!! Hydrogenated Flashlight Corn Poop Heinz 31,054,500 Windex for the Elderly Stop-Phone Victorian Flea Collar OD on Baking Soda The Swimming Nuns Compass Jizz Scissors Enema Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Battery Poo The Evalyn Woodhead Slow-Reading Program Drowning Suit Geritol for Infants Burned Out Dark Bulbs If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does Anybody Smell It? Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur Ronco Barney Slicers Baby Bop Broke Barney's Ant Farm Open -- for 1.47µS (microseconds) Wet Camel Smell Dry Dog Smell Concentrated Blue Whale Feces Shotgun Drippings "Wal"-"Mowntid" "Porselen" "Urenater" {<i>noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt</i>} Carpet Halitosis Shooting (of a) Star Closed Forever Rubik's Octagon Tinkertoys for the Elderly Little Zip Lock Bags of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Solar Cellulitis Smoking By People Who Have To Go #2 May Result In Fecal Injury Drain Bamage Lunar Eclipse of the Small Intestine Plastic Urinal Micturition Acute Cellular Mitosis Xenon Hexafluorane Chronic Liver Defecation Arbor Mist (Tree Sweat) Sierra Mist (Mountain Sweat) Deer Bacon Magma Sprinkler Dixie Cup of Hot Hydrogen Pentoxide Wet Tire Smell Subterranean Enuresis Cyclops - The Bounty Hunter Sweat Pee Sweatheart Thrown Brick Drive-Through Sears Big Book of Toliet Paper Hot Sunflower Sebum A Hundred Bucks for Your Thoughts Little Fuschia Book Jesus is Coming...and Boy is He Pissed Fifth Down!!! The Toliet Museum Hall of Urinators Light Saber Cum Laude I'll Have Some Coffee with My Sugar Booger Queen Diary King This Water Requires 45 to 90 Days to Harden O O the Cat Got Away!!! This Is Not an Exit Metal Thrashing Pissed Thank You for Not Flushing Howling Furies Hang Your Pants on a Telephone Wire DMM for Measuring Love & H8red Used Douche in a Phone Booth This is Not a Robbery!!! S.O.S. (Shit On the Shingles) Mayday!!! Juneday!!! Julyday!!! Jebediah Springfield Sounded like a Queer Rusty Scissors Card Sharks from Heaven It's OK to Tell a Lie if You Have Your Fingers Crossed Obtaining Spectrographic Analyses of Dark Matter Dinner Plate-Sized Armpit Puddles Yes, We Have No Radios The Snuggles Dryer Bear is Stinky!!! The Lamisil Dermatophytes Weight Watchers Diet Milkshake Toe Jam Big Bet Small Fried Douche Bottles Pennies from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Mannitol for Teenagers Saccharin is Good for You! Marry Poppin's Umbrella Orbited Jupiter Preparation-A Asteroid Reliever Edith Bunker Plays the Tromboner Spanking the Gorilla Candelabra Punishment Quantum Phase Inhibitor Running Over Busted Beer Bottles Tweezee is Hardee 3,000,000,000 Times Faster than Ordinary Tweezers Hale Bopp Crashes Into Neptune M-Joi Hair Growth Enhancer Underwatered Christmas Lights Spectroscopy of a Black Hole Remote Controlled Diahhrea Phoam Head Phred The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!!! Rat on an Incandescent Tungsten Roof The Masturbating Jaguars Rat Penises Iguana Vaginas Scrotal Boogers Excessive Bladder Fluoridation Knee Jerkoff Reaction Coffee Cups with Penile Handles Innover 24/7/365/366 13:59 The Dishdoucher's Flooded Tarantuala Pee The Urinous Rat Pellets Scrubbing Bubbles Flushable Toliet Brushes are NOT Flushable!!! Password Minus Les is Mor Cellular Telephone Micturition The Flushable Flashlights Disposable TV Sets Hang Up and Drive!!! The Jewel Box of Obsidian Meteor Pee Fistful of Picards Blades of Gory Hat Clip Enemabag Sloan Urinator Waste Valves Wet Whale Smell Pop Bottles Chock Full of Diamonds Urine Radish Underbyte Here Shampoo!!! Uranated Cat Turds Neil Fistful of Diamonds The Sye Fye Network Running Over Busted Insulators Urinators Kicked Off the Wall Kitty Cat Scan Break It Like a Party Animal! DianneDianne GPS Receiver Phone H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Woman's Warehouse Piñata Central The Women are Green Star Trek: Secondprise The Perry Como Homos The Unas are Queers Who Let the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Out? Panty Sweat YUCKY PEE!!! Pussy Whip Meterwoman LM531 The Cannoñatas Viva Viva Piñata Yata Yata Giraffe Semen Ferry Wand The USS Tustumena The Horse Flies Excalibur Doughnut Hole Micturition Chainsaw Douchebag Stepping On Used Enemas Liberal Twats The Dead Cokeheads Wheel Of Misfortune The Protons are Oozing Conservative Penises Merferatorfools The Chainsaw Gang Dead Avon Ladies Ding! Dong! The Bathtub's Clogged! Sonny Bravia Low-Definition Television Set The Garden Hose Won't Flush Snake "Lite" Bulb I'd Like to Buy a Consonant Sleeping in Enema Fluid Dirty Rotting Fuckbags 11.575" Ruler Aluminum Foil Bunghole Kitty Do Not Litter Disorders of Micturition Valspar Cold Drink Shark Turds Turning Wine into Pee The Wall*Mart Wallabies Chair Halitosis The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Penises Field Fluctuations The Horizon Expanse Exocomp Urine Hoshi is a Lezzy Puke Bag Splitting Headachephones SKRU2 Fucking Cocksuckers WarpCoreOverloadFromHeck When the Bullet Hits the Phone Sour Sour Cream Gameboy Primitive Cordless Tub Lamp Wrapped Up Like a Douche On a Scale of One to Ten...Urinate Tube Steak of Death H8RED Cum-Stained Dresser Drawers Warp Activated...10...9...8...7...6..*BOOM!!!* Fighter Pilots Needed in Vulva Wars...Play Sperm Blaster! Suzuki Flower Mowers DR. Brand Field and Poo Scrambler Using the Marinator as the Urinator Chickensplat!!! Baby Dead Bloody Ketchup Twilight Hoars Drinking Glass Defecation The Vacuum Cleaner Colostomy Bags Jewelry Case of Sand Watch Your Asshole!!! Lip-Synching Defecation Have a Phoney Meal at KFC Scooping Up What Gets Away Smells like Burning Gastric Acid Vise Grip Dick Clamps Eureka Penile Vacuum A Survey for Wheel Owners Mitchum Woman How To Iron Shoes 666,666,666,666,666 Microseconds of Halloween Bury the Full Bucket Frog, the Wet Gear Ironing a No-Iron Sweatshirt PrtScrn Disaster LED Tester/Exploder Boiling Liquid Helium II Toliet Cake in Your Urethra Herniated Axillae Hose/Dick Clamp Wire Testicles Sonic the Foresthog Stepping in Wolf Shit Arthritic Pliers Tadpole the Dry Clutch 1,000,000 Points of Hate Caffeinated Alarm Clock Menstruated Hamsters Sticky Playboy Pages Oozing Hair Drop Your Dresser Drawers!!! Marinated Ashtray 185,999.998 Miles Per Second: Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law Happy Syphillis Swauve Shampee Faster than the Speed of Genital Crabs Howling Anthrax Watch Out for that Smithee Combination Toenail/Cable Nippers Masterbator Lock Testicular Wall Clock Cigarette Stubs & Clouds in your Coffee Cock-A-Doodle Don't!!! Micro Nipple Test Hook Adapters Johnson's Really a Granny Smith Plenty More Tears Elderly Shampoo Curdled Chunks of Sour Puss Kicking a Puppy Rat Lactation Gooey Keyboard Macabre Babies Twisted Capacitor Broken Titanium Walker Altoids: The Curiously Urinous Mints Science 442 Wheelchair Footprints Waffle Stomper Tread Marks FED = Flame Emitting Diode Extra Crispy Transistor The Choke Coil Suffocates You Milkbed Flashlight Alkalosis Spermjism Triangularpants Fly Shit Cadillac Classical Box My Heart Perspires! Flashalcoholic Addicted to Hate Jeroen Tephone {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Porpoise on a Frozen Neon Roof EKG - EEG = EGG Non-Boob Tube TV Wheelchair Quarterback Exocomp Poo The Dirty Diaper Flatteners UVA LEDs are Good for Your Eyes Fecal Pen Rotgut the Hunted Manufactured by Saten Tritium "ENTER" Sign The Lockblade Turtles Teenage Dirtbag Elephants Lukewarm Soda Pop Rockets Fat Pockets by Cold Pockets Brand Massengill brand Post-Military Nondisposable Enemas Fleet brand Indisposable Pussy Cleaner RepHresh Your Bunghole Military Candiosity Fired from the Cannoñata! Radiometer of Filth Venomous Rollator Jade Plant Vomitorium Wheelchair Toxin Arm & Hammer Fridge Rotten Spectra of Dark Bulbs Daisy Sperm Puke Potato Urine Cauliflower The Unroaming Gnome Using an Empty Pop Can as a Urinator Hall of Flame The Original Iron Slow System Down the Chute Aleut! Drink it Tlingit! Don J********e is a Queer Egg-A-Muffin!!! Runny DMC Feral Cat Litter Involuntary Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Iron Swab Cat Poop Hooplah Here, cat shit!!! Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!! Oragami Scissors Where's the Toliet? The Sink is my Urinator Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered" Toliet Clog Ecstasy Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!! Rat Hair The Dog's Meow! Uranated Blender Message Clock Dicklicks Urea. It's What's for Dinner. Door Sweat Too Short a Season O o the Dryer's Flooded! Dio and Spice Ensign Kim's a Faggot Urine Pineapple Blacklighting Appliance of Doom Controlling the Elements of Nature Iridium 0047 Atomic Alarm Clock Monsoon Too Soon Dishwasher Crapola Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump? InDirectTV Mouse Pee Squirtgun Vaginal Defecation Penile Perspiration Blender Infection RepHResh This, Asswipe!!! Table Lamp Micturition Tampax Sweat Smudge Pot Cops Gold Lamé Underwear Star Trek: Voyeur Looking Through Dirty Windows Shooting Blank Master Locks Laptop Computer Extrusion Dishwasher Candiosity Why do they Orbit like That? Fucktards in Red Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!! Plutonium Baby Carrots The MRI Cunts Concentrated Salvia Saliva The Module Seska Stole <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Minimum Effort Maximum Candiosity!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Playtex Bras are Yummy! Open for Beeswax Double Boobectomy WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode? I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering Urinator Mint in My Milkshake Penile Defecation Anal Urination The Koil Spanner Faggets Zorro, the Gay Blade Spitfire, the Lesbian Kitten Zorrfire, the Bisexual Puppy "SIGNS" LED Signs Singing Fairy Wand Magazines in the Clothes Basket The Generator is Offline Marisol Still Hasn't Found the Baby Daddy! Envelope Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Flushed Baby Alligators Defective Clocks See Spot Kick the Bucket!!! Salamander the Moist Derailleur Massengill Brand Post-Zit Facial Wipes Mass Spectroscopy of Semen Stinky Acne Fluid There's Peanut Butter in My Urine! There's Chocolate in My Feces! Doorknob Whores Bridge Across the River Styx Summer's Eve in Fleet Drunk Wall Clocks Uranated Brass Bells Can You Hose Me Down Now? Cow Piss...er...uh...MILK Nanites in Your Orange Juice Pissy Mattress Puss-Encrustulated Panties Crotch Rot We Have Crabs on our Balls & Penises! CBDSRDM (Computerised Band Destroying Satanic Robot Death Machine) N.F.L. (Nice Fuckin' Life) Popcornhole Ceiling What's That Smell Under the Toliet? Assimilate This!!! We Are Dyslectic of Brog!!! You Will Be Asslaminated!!! Spilling Boiling Water Patio Doorknob Enema Resistors are Futile, Number Two! Clothes Basket of H8 TruGreen Landcare Kant Spel thuh Werd "Grene" Suspension Bridge Decadence In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, The Lion Pees Tonight Hardware Vomitorium Elogium He Eats the 1,000 Fleas in His Armpits I 8 PP Molten Paper Yogurt Ecstasy Axle Clowns Brownie Uprising Not the Douche, You Douchebag! Yes, We Have No Enemas Soggy Polar Bear Smell Midas, Can You Please Hold Up Uranus? Cheeze Waste Dustbin of Doom Wheaties...Breakfast of Whimps Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wefty Wefty Wefty! Wheelless Wheelie Bin Here is Your Money, Thank You!!! Refrigerator Micturition Radio Controlled Defecator Let's Not Make a Deal! The Sperm Bottle Bomber Live Batteries in the Garbage Scrolling Billboard of H8RED The Puckernuts Requiem for a Hosehead Butterflies are Brie Galloping Kittens The National Anthrax Reverse-Reverse Morgage The Unflushed Bidets We Don't Speak Mexican Italian Fries Telephone Hate Mail The Exerion Faggots Those Blue Things Aren't Toliets Light Bulb Whores Zetia for Midgets Ask Your Sewer Pickle Mini-Wheats without Arms Shogun Puke Gun Hearing Aids for the Infantile Lunar Jeopardy! Enema Sharks Rayburn's 2,458,770 The Pee Spuds Corroded Mirror Move Over the Thaw Bar Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags Rusty Envelope Pee Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss Stepping On Booze Bottles AARUrine Telephone Sweat Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store Rubik's Demolition Wrecking Ball of Confusion The Antimony Cards Play the Nine Golf Rackets Tennis Clubs Underarm Rain The Shape of the Table Defective Cupboards Clogged Fireplace Compact Disc Micturition Veemon Sex Demidevimon Bowling Ball Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd") The Trabe is Delicious Melting Keyboards of Time Millionaire Squalor Sweet Toothache Bunghole Ashes Bitter Desk Lamp These CDs Taste Sour! Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!! The Sysop's a Homo Stargate SG-666 Ginny's Gin Something Smells like Cat Pee Clean Wash in the Washing Machine Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs Getting All Squeaky Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toliet Prufredin inn Oneh Our Severe Seismic Dist...O SHIT!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!! Volcanic Cola Superwoofer Underwater Xenon Eruption O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!! Religious Excrement The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot 1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins Let's Go Inback Today Urinal Sweat Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light Unbroken Link The DHD is Busted! Patio Turds 63 Billion Combinations JATO Jeep The Gate System's Hosed Answer That, You Cocksucker!!! Laser Coaster Garbage Can Infection Bang Her Maine Yeast Bag Harvey Ceilingbangers Tripod with One Leg Ghosthunted The MRI Faggots Light Sabre Leakage Bubblehead Dolls Get Out of My Wheelie Bin The Dustman Did It!!! Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea Dustbin Devils Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners Dust Lorry Flat He Makes Rash Decisions Overwatered Togemon The Dead Christmas Trees Who Let the Tarantula Out? Urine Saguaro Rubik's Pukalution Underwatered Palmon Dead Knives Who Killed Mr. Clean? The Chantix Method Menstruated Panties Window Flatulence Scissors Perspiration Vaginal Enema Anal Douche The Overflowing Colostomy Bags Peach Skin Vowels Towel Trash Smoking Outside the Box Mr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants Insulator Mitosis "O" is Never a Vowel...EVER!!! Collapsed Lounge Chair We are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo Poo Platter I'd Like to Sell a Vowel Lucy Lu is a Lezzy For the Hate of the Game Your Arms are Really Wings The Woody Allen Champagne Bubbles Is That Your Ultimate Response? The Fucking Douchebag's a Whore! I've Got a Secret in My Litterbox...ARM & HAMMER CAT PEE!!! Stinky Gloves Yucky Boots I've Got a Secret in My Refrigerator...ARM & HAMMER CAT TURDS!!! Bare Marrow The Pain in My Diodes Sgt. Stedenko Smoker's Sneeze Cough of the Valkries Lint Umbrella Pitted Out Shirts Rain *OR* Snow? Make Up Your Mind! SET = Smoke Emitting Transistor Burglar Alarm Cheese Thank You for Not Defecating in the Urinators Kitty Litter Hooplah Sgt. Patterson of the Police Emergency Rapeline All Circuits are Not Busy Right Now! Do the Piñita Thing Fergy Wants to Go to a Party Paulie Wants to Party Too Big Beehive Tampons Ho Ho O NOOOO!!! Miracle Bladder 1-2-3-Dot-Com Not Eligible for Medicaid Increase Your Prescription Drug Spending Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone Office Staff Infection Strep Liver IHOP = International House Of Pee Chicken Little Nuggets Radiometer of H8RED Desktop Pee-Cee Shotgun Douche Remote Controlled Urine Harmful Headphones Chainsaw Douche Hydrofluoric Acid Enema Broccoli Defeciation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Throwing Feces at the Camera Chainsaw Masturbation Dresser Micturition Hu Flung Poo? Mesothelioma Ratz Cancerous Lettuce Spilling Bleach on Blue Jeans Toliet Aircraft Kirk's Least Favourite Enema Cut Your Ass on a Blade of Grass Type IV Soft Anodize The Refrigerator's Clogged! Carpenter Ant Uranation {<i>note spelling</i>} The Toliet Has No Water Cotton Floor Yo, Wassup Homes? Donkey Cirrhosis 1,000,000 Harems 360° Knee Life Saver in Your Bladder Banjo Perspiration Deer Flatulence The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning 'Sup? Jewelry Radio Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard Something's in the Garage Rayburn's Billion GSN = Gnome Sex Network Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs The Humana Vaginas Rubbers with Holes in Them! Garbage Angels Defective Cervical Ring Prostrate Cancer Rats The Harmon/Kardon Douches Phoam Head Linda Party Pooper Bulbs Enema Juice from the Sky Trash Cookies Ballpoint Birds Nests Hold the Mail!!! As Valuable as a Used Douche Robot Hydration I Tied on Jeopardy! Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots) Deadly Chandelier Worthless as a Used Enema Monday Night Swiffer Panther is a Big Fat Idiot Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee) Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus Toxic Acetaminophen Koji Minimoto...It is Time! The Keebler Queers Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing Rome for Pot Smokers Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer ?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13); Unpleasant Mailbox Odour Corroded Hedges Loves Leaky Baby Toliets "Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume" Dice Sharks Lunchbox Odour Shark, the Dry Moose Bathtub Sweat Gameboy Primitive Monkey Spittle Beans Up Your Urethra Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude eDiets Offline Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces Vonage Sucks!!! Sub Par Bathrooms Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel Legpit Deodourant The Brick is In My Purse! Pukebox Razor I'll Bet It All Lower! Excessive Cephalic Urination Honey, the Stairs are Clogged Washing Machine Defecation Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws My Baseball Bat has a Hosel You, Robot DSL = Doody Sewer Love Somebody's Flushing the Door Anal Gloves Cellular Telephone Mitosis Rubber Mittens Cold-Blooded Canadians Glass Baseball Triangular Stop Sign Greenish-Blue Blood Black Like a Cardinal The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie I've Never Assimilated Butterflies Probiotic Antibiotic Nanites in the Bathtub Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell Kick Over the Ironing Board There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes The Password Today is "DOUCHE" To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins Orange Jello Eats It!!! The Alarm Clocks are Flushable Envelope Tears Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton Requiem for a Lezzy Dumpster Pee Garbage Tricycle Army Toliet Tank Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle Cockroaches in the Bathtub Rat Urine Squirt Gun Miracle Earwax Little Black Dress Disapproved Hi, Flower!!! Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man The Carnation is Ticking Nicodermatologist PHUQ Neutral Ammortisation Cat Tree Psoriasis The Toliet's Too Hot Liar Liar Pants on Phire Programmed by Predators Entomology Douchebags Bug Collector Bungholes The Freezer's Too Cold I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies Betasnoidial Behaviour Urine Off, Urine Ant! Th3 F3d3ration 3x3cut3s P3opl3 The Bungsnoidial Piss Ants Self-Inflicted Spanken Mom, Get the Belt!!! Gentlemen...Start Your Shavers! Dogprints on the Ceiling ESmarmony Do You Want Toliet Paper with That? High-Fat Yogurt Spermproof Shoes Anti-Laser Car Wax The Shark Attack Vaccume Sign Up for Life Unlock The Unflushed Dishwasher Violence & Violence Crunching Apricots Dishes in the Toliet Bowl Smashing Milk Cartons Stepping on Rusty Fish Hooks Sleeping in Hot Dog Waste Gastronomic Athletes Pigeon Poop Party PPDPP = Pink Polka Dot Plant Pee Uranated Micturition Let's Go Get Stoned so We Can Hear the Talking Dog WHDFXUP With Toliet Paper Stuffing Up the Urinators Totally Forgot Tiny Presentation Today And Before You Know it, the Motor Starts to Blow Tuvok's Busted Glass Table Paper Bag of Vomit Psychotectic Therapists Preparation P Protostar Relief Pampers Smelly Baby Toliets Your Account is Not Way Past Doo Uranated Potato Coming to a Briefing Late The Armageddon Game Teal'c Acts like a Prick Get Inside Dreadnought, You Cunt!!! Reflection Therapists Saw XIV the Movie Schisms That Wendy's Fartknocker Secret Men Clinical Protection Digimon: Digital Bungholes Interior Undecorator Vaya Con Bungsnoids! Yeah Yeah Yeah FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!! Garbage Compactor Urine Headlamp Defecation Grindable Alarm Clocks EEK!!! A Porpoise!!! Wet Doorknob Smell Helium-Urine Laser Flying Clock 0.01¢ Stamps Burnt Galaxies Toasty Coffee Grinds Receipt for Purchases Made in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Access Denied Access Denied Access Denied Saran Wrap TV Boob Tube Probability Assessment Shitty Home Theatre, Coach EEK!!! A Brontosaurus!!! Smoking Ziggurats Are Hazardous to your Toliet Bad Attitude Mouse Cow Poop Crossbow Aaron Esurance is a Bitch Garbage Disposal Spam Newspaper Toaster <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Butt<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Give the Rat a Bolus! Step on the Candiosity Meter Sperm Bear Raisins Without Brains Cinnamon's a Dummy I Eat Food off the Floor I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toliet I Don't Wash My Hands All Huge & Weak The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol! Bad Day Taped Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toliet!!! Rusty Cistern Restasis Makes You Cry Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame India in South America The Stinky Poalcats {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!! Tune-Up or Tune-Out Eager Mole Skating on Thick Syrup We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer Clothes on the Ceiling Moist Camel Odour Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66 Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand Chewing on Cans The Panty Sniffers Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same! Suction Noses Liver Obstruction Spleen Masturbation Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes Puffy Balloon Smell Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7 Ceiling Fan Huffer Urine Incubator Morning Wood Radiator Snout Snipping Off Our Inseminators Enuresis of the Soul Spreading the Terminus Snot from My Zits 5.8 Watt Cornflower Carol Wrong Gifts Mugix Guilmon's a Fagget Wristwatch Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Magic Smoke from TV Sets Box of Rat Turds S'Not Snot Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison Chartreuse Magic Cleanax Stuffing Up the Washer Camel Feces Pistol Tritium "FAGGOT" Sign LED Tester/Destructor Spiders for Din-Din Leprosy Spindles Burning the Candle at Five Ends Hot Overflowing Robots from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Telephone Infection Your Roommate's a Ruminant! That Coily Hot Thing Inside a Light Bulb Full Power to the Elektroblaster!!! H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Damn Fart!!! Crap Boobs Crap!!! Machinery of Peptic Ulcers Radioactive Mousepad Tripping Over Washing Machine Hoses Eeeewww! The Doorknob's Inseminated!!! Who Forgot to Flush the Deep Fat Fryer? Flaming Bags of Poo on the Porch The 'El Kabatski' Pest Control Method The Pooping Ruminants That 3-Wheeled Scooter has a Nasty Bite Poisonous Vanity Carpet Pig Dangerous Christmas Light Blubs Find it Now in the Diary Case {<i>note sp.</i>} Venomous Cane Praying Mantis of H8RED Polly's Got Metallica Toxic Rug Slay Her Slayer White Metal Toliet Pig Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case Carpet Inseminator Gangsta Masta Bata Table Oinker Chandelier of H8 Vamoose ya Varmint! Edible Feces {<i>yucko!!!</i>} The Puss-Encrustulated Penises Vomiting Band-Aids Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle? Hairdryer Douche Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol Retroactiv Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower Venomous Insulators When the Pee Hits the Heater Terror at 2.5 Feet! Nightstand Horror of H8RED Jackoff-O-Lantern PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY! Dildon't O no!!! The cat!!! Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Urine and Acetic Acid Telephone Sperm Remote-Controlled Enema Dichromate Catalyst Desk Lamp Dildo Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You! Area 2,458,770 Flight...Number...Thirteen! "KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!" Thunderdome of Lust Phat Dephecator Tense Up the Embouchure {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} I Play with My Poops in the Toliet Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs Diarrhea on a Roll It's a Mouthful of Bolts! Nonphat Urinator Female Bull Lactation If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near! I Want some Sperm Polliwog the Dry Cog Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter" Herbicide for Bears Rhubarb Cake I Said the Craw Not the Crow! You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town Wet Rot I've Got My Hands on Your Asses! Urine Trouble 3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector The Defecator (instead of "The Defector") Lights On Their Butts Commercials I Don't Hate Forums Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!! Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles Premenstrual Neck Warts Piss Ant's Motorcycle Inactive Telegram Trouser Rattlesnake ACME Pill Smasher Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket Fictional Desk Lamp How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways Turquoise Sunday Violet Moon Setting Fezzywig's a Queerbate The Lesbian Toliets The Gay Urinators Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon Boob Tube Mastectomy 10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag Huffing Gaseous Cobalt Uranated Apples Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo Rock-Solid Pee Waterproof MP9 Players Diaper Pail Inseminator Frozen Perspiration Faggot Piss Pencil Lamp Paper Webcam Remote Controlled Dildo Lesbian Breath The Dirty Diaper Eaters {<i>yucko!!!</i>} Work, Cry, Shrink! ThermaIgnorance The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup! Property Tax Colonoscopy He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {<i>spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice</i>} Wall Clocks are Brie Don't Spin the Wheel Super Cash Fever Gett A Iee Testt Satanic Mechanic Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons Go Tee Tee!!! Chrystler Bible Cruiser Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toliet Muscle No Telephony! You Won a Tank!!! Rusted Out Toliet Bowl Corroded Bathtub Mike Hunt {<i>say it five times as rapidly as possible</i>} Mike Ockhurts {<i>say it five times as rapidly as possible</i>} Mary Had a Little Whore Broken Battery Burst Toliet Do Not Spit in the Urinators King David Bites!!! Blanket Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Stem Cell Osterisation Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!! Access Granted Access Granted Access Granted Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables 12:34:56 7-8-90 Addicted to GSN & ESPN! Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree Pathetic Clown Bakery Guts How to Disembowel a Penis Uranated Fan Blades {<i>Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!</i>} Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men Faggot "Lerker" {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Floor Lamp Infection Mood Watch Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys Kitchen Shower Radiance of the Seven Urinators Table Lamp Fungus Periodic Table of the Nerds Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider! Doorbell Deodouriser Mouthdouche Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher! Fungal Scrotum Bowling Ball Infection And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out Garbage Disposal Infuction {<i>note spelling</i>} Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike The Busted Washing Machines Stove on Strike Peeing in the Pool Milking Refrigerators Tripping Over Microphone Cords Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator Toidy Floor Flushers Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing? Broken Dryers Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man? Squirrel Water Happy Meal of Rats Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome Oven Mulch Dutch Elm Disorder Banana Peelings Miraculous Small Intestine Monkey's Milk Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down The Coffee Table's Flooded! Rotting Tomato Plants The Wall Doilies Insulator Sweat Mouldy Birthday Sour Sweet Cream Butter Dumpster Breath Biclops the Hunter Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician Deaf Leopard Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back! Peterbreath Drink Less Water High Nutrients Rx Essentials is Rx Only Take Rotten Care of Yourself Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods! Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called Curdled Chunky Breast Milk Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky The Smashed Titmouses Smelly Mukluks The Full Ballcocks The Corroded Cisterns There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage Spermbags!!! Loose Pocket Lint Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem Bottle Rocket ICBM Sticky Banister Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill Pulsar of Love Here Comes a Little Gift for You Circuit (Un)breaker Dog on a Hot Magma Roof Pictures Dripping off the Wall What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!? H8 in a Dog's Eyes We Have Mr. Arthur Itis Mouse with Discolored Nostrils Dull Rat Teeth Dead Housefly Society Mutated Magma Labelled H8RED Schedule to Avoid Betsy Fecally Kronos is Class L Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00 It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea! Eighty is Enough Playtex Bras are Delicious! Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!! Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat That's Not My Final Answer! Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like <b>FaggotS!!!</b> Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal? Tripping Blind People Kicking Dogs The Looping Queers The Onion Peel Cracked Popcycle Stick Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub Leiutenant Electric Those Girls Like Girls Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet Who Framed Roger Dodger? Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car? Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot! Broken Bicycle Spokes Spooky Sounds Urinator Clumped Cat Pee Dance Hairdryer Enema Car Insurance Thieves Paintball Gun Ecstacy Sickly Sweetheart Boyz to Boyz Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz Radiofinger College Desk Lamp of H8 Spreading the Enuresis Mouldy Spoons The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited Eliza Douchekoo Control Spires of Disregard Park Bench Pigeon Poop Stepping on Wrenches Lake of Poo Magmatic Cool-Aide Purple Jellÿ The Douche Crew Arsie LaVargis Volcanic Steak Whizzing in the Sink Motorcycle Urine Giving Him the Clap Used Toliet Oil Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment You've Got Enemas!!! Die Easy The Used Douche Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale Sticking Our Heads through Bars Flashing Pet Dark Broken Pool Cue Hoopla Get the 17 Ball!!! Prince Fairy Stick Giving the Dog a Bidet Don't Tep on the Titty Tat! Drug Dogs Crime Dog We Haven't Come for You All Cat Water Bowl Enuresis Rock Dogs Lazy like a Log The Pack is Not Back Camel Water Gamegirl Advanced Pool Ball Madness Pinball Nerds Ping Pong Puckernuts Tennis Shoe Sissies Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down Patio Micturition Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes Love Mail Douche Piano Burglars Cello Keys Accordion Strings Bongo Tuning Pegs Bubble Gun Smasher Lighting Candy Siggerets {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Uranated Closets DED = Dark-Emitting Diode The Enigmatic Enemabags The Diaper Pail is My Urinator! Automatic Dishwasher Douche Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket The Doorbell Sluts Sweating on a Fan Lawnmower Baseball Bats Pickled Hamsters Lava Tube Loogies Periodic Table of the Geeks Larval Volcanoes Watching TV in the Rain Offenders in Triplicate Hedgehog Chrysalis Professor Pester & the Ruffians The Telephones are Crying Bowling for Juneau Doggy Dog Irradiated Goldfish The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear Philodendron Micturition Joy" to© the© World® Pirate Shipwreck The Woman Trap Melted Popcycle Stick Motherfucker Goose Land Line Ringtones Smoking Pots in the Kitchen Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again! Fried Rat Tails The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots Dipsty Dumpster Lactation Antilock Brake Pulsation Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies Transmission Feces Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot! Boy or Boy? Maury Povich and the Drag Queens Ugly in Magenta Eye of the Sperm Whale Urethra of Destruction It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is? One-Touch Can't Opener Left-Handed Blanket The Number Bed Sux!!! You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding Trifecal "Lazer" Dresser of Doom Street Machine of Gallium Nitride The Moon is Refrigerated Menstruation of Trazodone Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs Bobbing for Penises Uranation at 30,000 Feet {<i>note sp.</i>} Razor Blade Scooter Giraffe Pricks Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee? Wiley Willies The Heebie Jeebies Sticky Pencil Lead My Scooter is Fucked Up The Dishwasher is Salivating Cupboard Micturtion Clothes Basket Maggots Printer Inkling DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces Milking the Rutabega The Onions are Crying Hole in One or...SPEAKER! Sour & Sour Scittles Sweating like a Cop Horse Snot RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers Pitted Out Underwear Smells like Rotten Honey Blackberry Infarct Dementia Smells like Teen Armpits Multi Infarct Cirrhosis Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder Used Syringe Stabbers Urine Drinking Laboratory Diverticulous of the Brain Stem Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose Pampers PT Cruisers Spoke Gun Star Dark, Star Dim Destroy the Life Star!!! Good Day Taped Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away 20,000,000,000 Flushes The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship! Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity Periodontal Death The Flashlights are Urinating Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket? Water Extinguisher The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay Candiosity of the Fire Dept. Doorknob Micturition Rotten Brush The Devil Made Me Fuck Him Cassette Tapes are Evil OK! Magazine is for Lesbos EMD = Enema Moose Douche Jesus Wears Prada Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt Laser Beam Masturbation Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass Spoke Gun of Potatoes Boob Tube Micturition Siphoning Toliet Water Drink Tranny Fluid Lighting our Farts Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard Peeing on Stamps Running Over Penises Embarrasing Scalp Hair Electrolysis of the Vagina Toyz "/" Not Us It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! Pathetique Klown Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage Kitty Dog Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Model Airplane Motor Creaking A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush Beverly Hills Enemabag Spongebob Douchepants Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves Lame Dry Bladder Where's the Dog? Wheelchair Error I'm Getting All Excited Chicken Feet The Tucked In Raincoats Sad Light Bulbs Happy Antarctica Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed Overflowing Computer The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower Jinx is a Fish Queer the Test Tube Eighty Lifelines Left FalseBrown Landcare Calling Hubby to the Rug! Moving in Monaural Greyhound Bus Tub Tipping is Not a City in China The Bagless Garbage Bags Urinous Pee Fecal Poop The Unibomber's a Lezzy Penis Up Your Ears! Belly Button Night Light Air & Water Deodouriser The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit Houserat Ambush AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">They Say Two Thousand Zero Seven Party Over {<i>oops!</i>} Pick up Sticks...And Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's 2006<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Bidet Cheese Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere! Kitty Cat Oblivion ?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288 999,999 Grün Balloons The Vesicare Pissing Robots ?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152 Acid Reflux Stabiliser Drinking Di-Hydrogen Oxide Requiem for a Studmuffin Chainsaw Pussy Used Chocolate Milk Kitten Water ?BLOODY Q-TIPS FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 24576 PussyWhipped Cream PWPOSMF Tomato Shooting Pigeons Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill Air Rat Poop Hoopla Irradiated Mouses Camel Crapola The Broom is Dead Vacuum Urine Banister Sweat Urine Tylenol Toliet Micturition Fusion Nightlight The English Bee Publik Enema Groom of Chaotica The Mop isn't Wet Gigantic Light Sensor The Other Driver *CAN* See You Flipping Off the Cops Tempest® in a Toliet® Swiffer Propaniacs Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo? Lane Anita Bryant Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear Corroded Rollator Angelic Mechanic He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering Even Higher than 70 Drake the Damp Earthworm Baby Sweat Adult Plastic Toliets This Frog Smells Funny Ghost Poop Uranated Pepsy Puppy Saliva Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar! It's Kumkastik Coward Urine Formula 449,500 Uronium SWAT Team The Punishment Zone The Merferator Enforcers Military Cannoñata Rat Crap Barf Warm Horse Brander Dog Milk Canary Spittle Steel Wool Lantern Paper Stove What's Wrong with My Peepee? As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More! My Feet Smell like Foxglove! Living Out of a Sneaker Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!! Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet Syrup Noodle Marinated Rhubarb Pie The World Series of Scuba "Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Greyhound Bus Urinator Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet Oil Painting on Vinegar Cane with a Broken Leg Voyager is Damaged Tuvok Falsified His Logs Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow! Holographic Crocodile Packaged Candiosity Alka-Seltzer Minus Defective Whammy Microwaveable Water Rugcats No Halloween Costume This Year? You Want a Vasectomy with That? Plastic Christ Statues The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse The UPS Strikebreakers Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island! I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner 16.66" Ruler Lava Light that uses Real Lava Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes? That's Mister Faggot to You! I'm the Rapping Whammy L8R SK8R!!! That's the Pee Spud We Be Toyz!!! The Number Bed Eats Dust Call Now for an Expensive DVD Thirteen Past Marriages Defective Tampons Madonna is a Lezzy! Mom, the Moose Won't Flush! What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher? The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again! "OPEN" Sign Micturition ToilaFlex Turd Burglars Heat the Engines What's Wrong with the Couch? Beavis & Butt-Head are Real! Feel the Chocolate Billy Mays Acts like a Choad Pustule Cops Flattened Enemabags Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Pus-Encrustulated Faces Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction We Love Eight-Tracks Vinyl is Mute Southern Fried Stem Bolts Batteries in the Toliet The Mouldy Purpose Room It's Time to Play the Garbage Can Urinator Sweat Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing! Happy Country Camel Bogus Pissons Uterine Litter Shotgun Toliet Tissue Intestinal Yeast Infection I Can't Poo!!! That Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model" Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89! You're Supposed to Pee on It! All for One One for All The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band What's so Great About the AARP Card? Stark Raven Mad! The Condom Band Eye Vomit Uranated Mouse Plutonium Cow Radium Rat Technicium Turtle The Irradiated Guppies Radioactive Spider The Slayer Slayers Stepping in Wolf Shit The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl! The Kicking Milkmen Excedrin Faeces Milkwoman Oedipus Rex Backward "X" "Siggerets" in the Garbage Disposal {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Commode 64 Computers {<i>note sp.</i>} Party Hardly Cannoñata of Beer Mercurian Overlords Voiding the Chimney A Toke or Three The Cereal Killers Telephones in Bras Magnetic it Pulls So Hard Sparking Up a (Cat Water) Bowl Dragon Slash! Pyrosphere! Pyro Blaster! Gene Rayburn is *NOT* Bad to the Bone The Squeaky Light Bulbs The Atomic Punks Ogi Ogas Looks like a Homo Whirlybird Defecation Pigeon PeePoo Urinated Commercials Live Soft the Hunted Switch 31,054,500 Petrified Puckernuts Uranated Moose Metal Health Naked Drag Queens Guitar Thrashers Over the Gun Public Enema #1 The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes" Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories I'm Off the Shallow End, Throw Me some Lead! Eating Cardinal Shit Drumstick Assassins Mop Handle Doucheholes Dillhole Pickles Enemabag Sweat Douchebag Lacrimation Tumbledickweed Camel on a Hot Plasma Roof shoeflywithani.com Their Tag Line: "If You Sprinkle while You Tinkle, Please be Neat & Wipe the Seat" Our Tag Line: "If You Miss while You Piss, Please be Cool & Wipe the Stool" We Have a Flap in the Bottom Little Squeaky Mouses Uranium Urine PHUQ and the SKRU2s Expelling Feces Accidental Recharge Lamppost Rats Immerse Yourself in Urine Plutonium Poo Cat Scratch Elevated Body Temperature The Pac Maniacs This Box is Really Shittily Designed Cleanax Cottonelle Puppy Semen Eggland's Worst Chicken Embroyos Eddie's Not Home Today Reniassance Man Clam Enema Smelly Chainsaw Discharge Douche Liquid Under the Car Pee Tomato Fecal Cauliflower Solid Plumr Chemical Drain Clogger Plumber's Harmer Pee your Pants "Tephone" Cheese {<i>note sp.</i>} Prince Flatulence Those Blue Things on the Wall Aren't Defecators! Kik Uh Phuking Wal-Mowntid Porselen Urenater Oph thuh Wal! {<i>noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt</i>} Broken Telegraph Wire Bowling for Urochrome Octopus in a Cold, Damp Cellar Dryer Micturition The Family Food Small Beehive Hair Toliet Soup Flush the Bathtub! Honey, there's Poo in the Faucet! What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?!? Aquapod SUX!!! "All" Large & Weak Grab a Cue and Play Some Pocket Pool Cellular Phoney Radiometers of Fury Quit Talking and Start Chalking! The Jogging Assclowns Buttmonkey Enema Used Stoves Chainsaw Lavage Hydrofluoric Acid Mouthdouche The Pussywhipped Accordions Leaking Desk Lamp Bulb Marinated Squirrels Squeaky Feral Cats COPD of the Penis Crestor = Dick Medication? Coprophilia Pocket Swimming Pool Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Zested Squirrels Orange Peel Vomit Do Not Feed the Rat Sewer Camels Mouse Urine in the Marinator The Commodore 64 has 64 Sprites...NOT!!! American Idle Chemical-Free Champagne Unlimited Time Offer Phallic Grafitti The Toylet Bowl KFC Extra <i>Extra <big>EXTRA</big></i> Krispy Insecure Horizon "Cheer" Small & Whimpy Regis Philbin is a Dillhole Got Cow Piss? Lap Band Slippage Ask Your Doctor if Penilaberry is Right for You Nature Maid Monovitamins DisposAll Sweat Dog Food Lactation Spandex Dixie Cups Dressed like a Douche Reptile Dysfunction Fleas in the Cat Water Bowl Give that Orphan a Popcycle Beelzemon is Good Dingleberry Stew What's That? A Urine Laser? Wrapped Up like a Doozer The Igottasaurasses Aunt Flo is a-Knockin'...And Boy is She Pissed! Barbie's on the Rag Again Chromodynamic Insemination Ringer's Lactate for the Amish Neodyne Pustules Authorisation for Nonrelease Inna Godda Da Vida Douchebag! What's Wrong with Our Kootches? Plasma Torch H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Pain in the Toliet Muscle Masturbation Defecation Snake in the Ass Dressed to Commit Homocide {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Call From U.S. Bitch! Fan Blade Enema Sign Here for No Cash Back Cephalic Lavage Rat Barf This Pencil Smells like Cat Pee Bic Stic it Up Your Ass Toliaflex Candiosity Bunghole Drains The Butthole Net Surfers Faggot Lacrimation Give Me those Ears! Stable Unstable Wormholio Used Douche Hooplah Pukey Garbage Can Urinous Fan Blades Foard Mavrik uv Dume {<i>all words intentionally misspelled</i>} Relieved of Doody 700 Megajoules of Technobabble Inna Da Godda Piss Ant! Autogyro Feces The Crapweasels Sucking Out Juicy Wet Armpits Yucky Pee!!! Burned Toast & Milk Toliet Water Foot Spa The Flashblasters The Game with Small Bucks & Whammies is Even Worse than Ever! Holographic Termites Folding Bird of Prey Jared from Subhole is a FAGGET!!! Don't Force Me to Relieve You of Command Too! Come the Diodes Lift Your Heads Eternal Destitution Chronowerx vs. Microsoft Uncle Molton's Goliath Beetle Farm Jared's Mouth Looks like a Pussy Keekay is a Faggot Five Trillion have Died on this Mission! O look at the puppy!!! Isn't he cute? {<i>sound of urine splashing onto carpeting</i>} Not an Unpaid Testimonial <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">One More Day till Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Pantywaste Who Busted the Magic Toaster? Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinopterous Holy Toliet Water Cuisinart Enema Bundle Me Up! Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo!!! After 3 Milliseconds they Jack the Rate Up on You Hello, Locker Hello, Lunchmeat Hello, Faggot The Grass is Radioactive "Vacume" "Urenater" Lower than the Three! Uranium Glass Testicles Electrodynamic Hosebags Light Bulb of Destruction The Grass is Browner on the Other Side Tunguska Never Happened! Alien Jism Plastic Glass Termite PeePoo Uranated Flashlight Bulbs Cracked Walking Stick The Magic School Bus is a Heap of Twisted Metal Silver Shamrock Novelty Co. Freezing Oven Microwaveable Kitties Malfunctioning Steering Wheel Toxic Faucet <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> The Unflushed Toliet Bowls I Lost on Jeopardy! The Uranated Bathtubs Pink Elepant Car Wash 2,458,770 Films to Live For The Regurgitated Douches Star Trek Watchtower That's Not the Question! Ultraviolet Farts Vomited Enemas Crushed Plastic Garbage Can Used Cigerette Stubs Vaccume - Masters of Enemabag Metal Wheel of Destitution Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Work. Cry. Shrink. Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Boiling Hot Urine Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns Spooky Flashlight Small Town of 1,053,000 Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!! Liquid Helium II Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz The Micturition Stoves Stomping on Beer Bottles Coffee Cup Psoriasis Weenus Beaver Snatch Rhino Inseminator Ballpoint Penis Q the Ordinary Flameless Candle Whitelight Cat Pee Detector Uranated Bulls Warp Core Breach in Progress!!! Fleming Valve Nads Rotating Clock of Doom Witches Tasty Broo Positron Poo Antiprotons from Heaven Antineutrinos from Purgatory Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Antitachyons from...Somewhere The New Ball & Chain Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations! Tripod with Five Legs Alyme!!! Alyme!!! Pray for the Clouds Caught in a Mosharmpit Disenchanted Firebugs We Put the Fun back in Funeral We Put the Die back in Diode We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional Firebug Majick Opaque LED Day Lights There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze! Murder for Rent What Happened to the Light Bulbs? O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs! Cockroaches in the Urinator Your Home: Superfund Site Homo Alone Commiting 1st Degree Murder on Two Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample Gasoline in the Toliet Diet is Die with a "T" Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toliet Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah Grasser Hopper 160.57 Decibel Cricket UVA Infrared Bulb Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator Urinous Amber Resinous Vomit Rabbit Fecal Pellets Gooseneck Shiites Miracle Dick How Bad is Our Urine? Sweat Glands Suck! Pee Trap Micturition Nursery Cryme TV Defecation A Rat Stole My Shoes My Socks have Holes Urine Fever Using Beer Bottles as Defecators Pattern Buffer Disaster Pitons of Destruction Screwdriver of Chocolate Watch your Braining! Overflowing Sock Drawer Soul Inhibitor Quantum Phase Homosexuality Ponn Farr Flatulence The Ritual Wristwatches That Incessant Psychobabble Tinkle Tantrum 3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector Instinctual Micturition Poisonous Blanket Redlight Dog Piss Detector Requiem for A47 866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light! Potty Vegetable Prototype Number Zero Zero Zero One is Ready to Receive an Ass Beating The Potty Factory Leggo Eiffel Tower Toppler Spin the Octogon! Toxic Furnace Is it Erin or Aaron? Hockey Ball The Sink is Clogged! Mouldy Bathtub The Beer is Squirrely! A Keg does Not have a Bunghole Waterford Plastic The Peetoons Air Rats Ground Whales Concentrated Moose Spittle Swiming with a Bisquit Whack the King! Sandtoliet Paper Let Me Axe You a Question Your Neutrinos are Drifting Piss Blanket Lincoln Log Extinction Leggo Exterminator Tinkertoy Trash Etch-A-Sketch Extraction Dental Rabies Poisonous Rollator UVA IR LED Lensatic Nonadjustable Bed Plastic Cat Toliet P&V (Urine and Acetic Acid) My Lederhosen are Toxic Liquid Cobalt Frying Brains in a Skillet Ding! Dong! The Urinal's Dead! Dimes in Your Gloves The March of Nickels Cantaloupes of Wrath Jackass-O-Lantern Hilloween Backward "W" Compound Em Not UL Listed Zoloft Enema Prozac Douche Prilosec OTC Columbarium Wooden Door Micturition Run, Elephant Run! Ding! Dong! The Witch is Alive! Monaural Sound in Stereo Moving In Binarual Stereo Cat Turds Max Gimme HEADroom Mmmmm, This Boob Meat is Yummy! Owe the IRS? You're Screwed!!! The Chick Shiek Re Tire Mint Tammy from The Magic Toaster Game is a Lezzy! Dead Christmas Tree Vacuum Drop and Give Me 2,458,770!!! The Wish Foundation is for Fatsos! (<i>***<big>NOT</big>*** to be confused with the "Make a Wish Foundation"!!!</i>) Somebody's Knocking the Doorbell The Envelopes are Micturating Sapphire Slippers Citrus Burns Rhymes with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sniffing at Busted Bulbs Rechargeable Fleet Enemas Quantum Fashions for Single Mastectomies Administering Corporal Punishment to a Primate (spanking the monkey) Faggot Blue Whale Incendiary Perspiration Grapefruit Orgasm The Extension Cords are Squeaky Gay Light Sockets Lesbian RJ44 Telephone Receptacles Bisexual Electrical Connection Perspiring Writer Infant Bug Collector Armpit Pustules {<i>ewwww ick!!!</i>} Unicycle with Three Wheels Exterminator Breath Urinal Micturition TV Guideposts Circus Circus Circus Circus Those Blue Things on the Wall are Peeing The Sleep Hard Loan Muddy Sweat Puddles in the Street Fatal Alka Seltzer Plus Cuisinart Infection Rubbing our Asses on the Rug Author Author, You Bastard!!! Runny Waffles Ham Sandwich Mucous What's That Noise?!? 1,053,500 Day 1,053, 499 Night Vacation Getting Quotes 31,054,500 at a Time Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat Pop Can Ulcer Pinano Pissano Peeano Piano Flammable Alkaline Metal Class "D" Fire Starter Urinous Carrot Ronko Dino Slicer The Barney Urinator Screen Enzyme Stew 1.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM 2.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM 3.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM Grits are Wierd "X"Marks Your Nose Tennis, Antibody Piss Stains on the Urinator Holosystolic Mumble Smoke Gets in Your Ears Hello...I'm Fred Necrosis Behind Clothes Drawers Micturition Pineapple Urine Glass Marbles Lesbian Sweat PEE ON, PEE WATERBUG You Gotta Work on Your Put-Down Technique Off the Ropes Blu-ray Laser Diode Enuresis The Autourination Spuds Potty Animals Tampax Motherfucker of Pearl FreedHem Zit Medication Proactiv Hemmorhoid Medication Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Soda Pop Summer's Eve brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Candy Bar Fecal Raspberries Fresnel Lens Butter Radioactive Glowing Rocks in My Sock Drawer Drag Queen Latifa My Unfave Five Lava Lamp Poo Anal Grapes of Wrath TriLight MCMLXXX Tempest® in a Urinator Carbonated Hamsters Brain Stem Transplant Failure Cinderella Mopping the Floor Worth as Much as a Leaking Bag of Garbage Drinking Mouldy Cool-Aid Uranated Stegasaurus Epinephirine Junkies Water Addicts "C" Movie Dinosaur Princess Viva Eñemabags Fruit Loops for Homos Urochrome for Lezzies Hudson Tells Nothing! Toliet Cat Venting Your Bladder Celery Flatulence Brownish-Black Sinks Backwater Enema Frogs in the Sewer Womanhole Cover The Main Drag Queen Paramedic Brutality Some Squeaky Creature Sonic Y Dr. Eggman is Cool Side Effects may include Bunghole-Emptying Laughter Spiderwoman Batman's Partner is a Faggot!!! Chaos Control is Fantastic! Turn the Volume Up to 47!!! The Chaos Ruby The Dangerous Typewriter Mythconfirmers Bulletproof Popcycle Quarter Power to the Life Ray! Deep Space Forty Seven Disposable Rechargeable Batteries Evaporated Enema Solids Budweiser is Piss Water Dress the Deceased Steve Roll Heinekin is Whimpy Taking Your Life into Your Own Hands Hot Water Cooler The Streetlights are Peeing You *CAN* Unflush a Toliet You Can Tuna Fish but You Can't Tuna Pinano Fresnel Lens Cumbags Empty the Dirtbag...Not the One in the Vacuum! Ogi Ogas Wins Grand Slam!!! Pair a Dime Shift Beware I Live!!! The Charmin TP Bears use Newspaper Undump Your Unfeather Unduster! The Toliet's On Fire Eeeekkk!!! A giraffe!!! Take Valtrex Even if You Don't have Genital Herpes HeadOn...Apply Direc{<big><i>gunshot!!!</i></big>} Lose Bragging Wrongs Busted Chainsaw Bastages Skate Punks Sodium Vapour Lamp Micturition Epsilon Queers The Sour Milkmen Bleeding from Your Ears Wake up Dead in a Plywood Bed Six Feet from the Rest of Your Life Gimme some Goopenthol! Death from Massenguillotine Oblivion Faggot Piss Kitty Cat Ambush Eardrum Sweat Bowler's Piss Ding, Dong, Ditch {<i>also a prank that some Trick-Or-Treaters do on Halloween</i>} Radiometer of Rath Source One Sux!!! Housewife Doormat The Relaxed Ombushers {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Deadly Keyboard Venom Neuroleptic Shock Therapists Electric Ice Cube Warmer Bloody Tampaxes in the Wastepaperbasket Housecat Assassin Fireplug Micturition Freezing Furnace Bad Rat!!! Shame!!! Running a Sink Filling the Bath Chamber Where's Month #13 on this Calendar? Plunging a Toliet Pie Alfa Knew Fag Bracelet <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>sung to the tune of "Lowrider"</i>} Tuberculosis of the Gonads STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!! Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover Rosarem Keeps You Awake Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner This Electrolux Really Sux! Poisonous Insulators STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toliet Unflushed!!! Uranated Glass Marbles {<i>yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!</i>} Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator You Might be a Faggot If... Dominator Pogo Josephine Master of the Refrigerators Rat Turds in the Marinator Tennis Ball Testicles Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car Cancer of the Shower Nozzle Rinky Dinky! Tungsten Carbide Puppies Toliet Hanpenis Drinking Glass Micturition Fused Carbon Kittens Lava Dark iDark Speakers Say Hello to My Little Enemy! Control Spires of Love Monument of H8RED Leaving the Sink Unflushed I said the Enema, Not the Enema! Milkshake of Destitution The Hostest with the Mostest Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You! Famlie Fyood Regis in the Electric Chair Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun? Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!! Alarm Clock Feces Dragonfly Micturition Pill Bottle Sweat Flashlight Spam Your Dreams Don't Miss You! Just go through that Zanax Detector {<i>telephone incessantly ringing</i>} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!! Eternal Darnation H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket Cockroaches in the Sink Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Cinerary Urns The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms Wet Columbarium Cable TV is Tyrannical Fragile Banister The Old Used-Up Douches There's Something about Insemination Radiator Flatulence Lambs to the "Slotter" {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Freezer Log Chimney Ice Cubes Mood Ring of Intoxication Tyrant of the Airwaves Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path Shaver of Loneliness Frying like a Birdie on a Wire Wiped Out! Coalescent Enema Constable Odo is a Faggot Who the F is Siddig El Fadil? It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is? Fat Dog Squishee Farts Wake Up Screaming The TVA Light Bulb Destructor Urinous Marigolds Pissed (angry) Pajamas The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!! Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza) Vacuum Cleaner Destructors Green Laser Pointer of Death Kinky Sons of Bitches The Nonhirsute Monkeys Spanking the Stove Get Down on Your Waist!!! Making Ice Cubes in the Oven What Happened to the Chandelier? Flap on the Bottom like PJs I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears Think Hard so You don't Strain Something! The Pissed-In Urinators War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws "Phavourite" "Dotter" {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Transistor Destructor Nonphat Refrigerator Garbage Water Uronium in the Mattress Pail Ryder Diamonds are *NOT* Forever Scotchguard my Heart Let's go get Hammered at the Bar! A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Committing Uricide The Toilaflexors Some Bogus Pisson Urinal Defecation Astral Eddy Micturition WHDFXUP with Bidets Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up! Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!! Distant Origin Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares! Fire Down the Tractor Beam Uricision of Love Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower Carpet Roaches Getting Stoned on Parsnips The Rat is Incontinent Flying into a Neutron Star The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers Vacuum Anus Making a Deal with the Devil Chronowerx uses Old ICs Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide! That 10's Show Poopy Poopy Diapers!!! Enemabag Towel The Bathtub is Your Toliet! Frozen Used Douches All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Floor Lamp Mess Bunghole Paper Toliets Worst...Enema...EVER!!! Molten Popcycle Chainsaw ATV 1.47 Gram Test Kite String Who Busted out of Prison? Bungsnoidial Donkey Wild West Jailbreak Lockpick of Death Zamboni Emesis Rechargeable Light Globes Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!! Strokeman Strokeman! Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol Motorcycle Porkbellies BK Precision Candle Smashing Toliets with Ball Peen Hammers Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On Air Powered Kicker Superhuman Dishwasher Flashing Cursor of Destitution Shooting the Dummy's Skull Just Fucking Rediculous!!! McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae Throwing BBs at Mosquitos Silence of the Silverfish Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly The Screamapillars Phoney McRing Ajax Facial Cleanser Take These Chains Off Peeing in a Coffee Filter Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp Smells like Geriatric Urine Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars Taking Chemicals on the Promenade Class VII Plasma Storm Garutie Death Lite Micturition of Faggots Emesis of Lezzies Lacrimation of Bisexualz Camera Insemination Radio Lactation RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome) Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is Dawn...and Grease is Broken Taking the Music Back Chainsaw Lactation Urinous Coffee Sour Sugar Storage Shed Sweat Dickwhipped Cream Soggy Molten Pizza Eating Out of the Garbage Can Chickens Peck at their Eggs You Wear High Tops on you Ears Alligator Pee Dead Whales in the Highway Tincture of Valtrex Santa Flush Being a Big Douche Being a Medium Colostomy Bag Being a Small Enema Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum What's That Crunchy Sound?!? Urineproof Barrier Hello Ooze Goodbye Sea-Bond Busted Dentures Coffeepot Micturition The Old Testicle & Rope Squeaky Mouses Shitting in the Coffeepot! The Adrenal Glands Suck Do Naa Light tha Candle!!! What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toliet? Did I Hear You Incorrectly? Free Urine Test Spittle in a Dixie Cup Dog Pee Catharsis Windproof Flashlight Chowing Down on Sea Urchins Spiny Lobefish on the Menu Shooting Starfish Tower of Greediness "C" is Never a Consonant Snapping Off Spark Plugs Growing Effeminate Facial Hair Thin Girls have Cellulite Grey Hair Tolietries Cupboard Defecation The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It! Who Busted the Coffeepot? Some Psycho Stole My Underwear RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome) Vanilla Cleanax They're Not Buzzers!!! What's Wrong with the Doorknob? EEEEK!!! A Camel!!! Hiding from the IRS Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor Sneaking Out of the Bar Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!! Relax the Ombusher Data is Not an Android Data is Not a Robot Stealing Booze Moose on the Expressway Carpet Urination The Klash Zone Screen Door Venom Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!! Trident Gum gives You Rabies All I Want for Christmas is Depends! Pissing on the Third Rail Legpit Puddles Foul Penile Odour Flaccid Fingers Boner of the Neck Cardiac Erection Butterfly Micturition Moth Emesis Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes Deadbolt Feces Amperstand {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {<i>sp. intentional</i>} RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome) RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome) RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome) RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome) Vacuum Brain Think with Your Dick Nocturnal Wood Babie Phat Asshole Candy Scotopic Touch Viva Enemañata Stahr Campain Maid of Dishonour Cool Whip Enema Chewing on Christmas Lights Light Bulb in the Turkey Baby Tornado Micturition Giraffe Vaginas Pussywhipped Cough Syrup Heavy Metal Tallahassee Pee Root Vegetable Black-Nosed Pees Pissing on a Carpet Nail Seattle Lacrimation of Radios Testicles Smashed with Rebar Give that Amish a Piñata Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags Kitten Boner Cephalic Alkalosis Foul Stomach Contents Our Urine is Purple Airplane Dentition MedaKair Part F Cub Poop Black Screen TV Toliet Lactation Facial Enuresis Sad Cleanax Dickwhipped Tylenol The Funnel is Flooded! Goat the Tolet {<i>as my grandmother used to say</i>} Puffs Minus Duresel: The Silver Top Battery Tornado Hunters are Faggots The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual! Puppy Dog Insemination Supercell Enuresis The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker Total Eclipse of the Fart Vicious Birthday Vaccuummning the Toliets {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Crapweasels Venomous Carpet Bear Hibernation Enuresis Tin Can Prison The Price is Wrong Envenomated by a Tiger This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours! Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag! Brain Excersize Gym Rat Work while you Play You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long? 1-800-BAR-ALLL Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! Why would a Dog Eat another Dog? The Princess and the Pee Playing Hooky from the Bathroom Fetal Matter in the Champagne Nonphosphor Black LEDs Fishslapped! The Rats are Adorable Pneumatic Device Writes in Blood Ink Urine on the Rocks Torx Bit Crescent Wrench Somebody Ate the Cat! A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed! The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!! The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle Sofa Micturition The Urinebed Sprung a Leak! 50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!! As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!! Lab Rats that Fight Back The Corrigans Furniture Meltdown Stargate SG-047 Stuffed Crust Couches Chair Potato Downie Fabrik Hardener If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself! Credebit Card Potty Yam Cuisinart Hoars Santa down the Furnace Chimney Malomyotismon is Super!!! Togemon's a Lezzy Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer Cheeze Fud {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Old Beer in the Wall Another Bottle down the Hall Spaghetti and Flatulence Paper or Paper? <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Blood Plasma Laser Gooey Bricks Superglue Wicket Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot! He Keeps Hanging Down Bleeding Bleeding Hearts That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks Barefoot in Busted Glass It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher! Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange Evil Catterpods Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!! Butterflies are Wierd The Magic Toaster is rather Queer The Owl is Unwise Grift of the Maggie Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi Plush Tadpoles Uranated Cauliflower Teapot of Destitution Threadbare Automobile Every Ciss Ends with Cay GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {<i>From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992</i>} Urinous Showerhead Roll-AIDS Spider in your Soup You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy Whippppp!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> ?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768 Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug! Spider Under the Table There Was Pee in My Coffee! Carbonated Gerbils Oxygenated Plutonium Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar? Super Salt Bear Oven of Destitution Bathtub Spigot Micturition I Figured Out Blue Clues!!! Venomous Rental Wheelchair Fridge Bottom Stuphing Cupboard Flatulence Partial Eclipse of the Dryer Poisonous Light Bulbs Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag Spilling Beans My Lil' Forgetter Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (<i>Larvae</i>) Tarantula Defecation Radiance of the Testicles Annular Eclipse of the Ass Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toliet?!? RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped Black Widows are Spectacular Med-4-Graveside Tiny Nippleless Boobs Fuck the Majik Toestor {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Home-4-Med Money in the Garbage Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags Drinking from the Port-O-Let Busted Scooters Burning Electrical Odour Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket The Steering Column's Flooded Milk in the Gasoline Urine Parsnip Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches Eu de Armpit {<i>pee you!!!</i>} Eu de Toliette {<i>Eu de <big>WHAT</big>?!?</i>} Cockroach Poop in the Eggs Used Ketchup in the Lawn That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay! Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!! I've been Sitting on the Toliet! Poopoo in the Urinators That Sink is Queer! Washing Machine Flatulence Busted Pencil Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument The YuleHightides Dripping Dog Water Kandiosity of Kops ?SYNTAX ERROR READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"> Spittle Sysop Shower Beasts of Burden Pepsi Boogers Coca-Cola Snot The Nanites are all Squeaky JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! Buckeyballs of Destruction Sleeping in the Same Bed Oscilloscope of H8RED Screaming Pee! Boner of Contention Work it In Who the Baby Daddy? He's a Couchwetter! Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper The Dining Table's Burning The Chairs are Soaked with Pee Fizzy Scorpions Douchy Tarantulas Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge? Diarhhea of the Faucet Fireplace Lacrimation Who's the Fat Chick? Pussyface! Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes Camel Urine Enema Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing! Waiter, My Soup is Dry Dillhole! Bungnocker Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar! Buttknocker Dickweed Fartknocker Blue Whale Snot The Onions are Crying Concentrated Camel Saddles Beowolf is Gosh Sailboat Insemination Denaturating the Kitty Cat We Be Toys The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!! Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy Octopussy is a LEZZY!!! Nonphat Stove I Gotta Drop a Stool In Need of Psychotectic Treatments You're Supposed to Pee on It! Crisper Drawer Perspiration Who Let the Rat Out? Fried Munchies Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates Drop a What? Pinch a Loaf?!? Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!! O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!! Stop and Change Light Bulbs Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation! Romulans are Wussies Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit Commodore Computers are #1 Let's Play Chickensplat! Marinator Micturition Ambush of the Kitty Cats 31,054,500 Smoke Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toliet!!! Rat in the Meatloaf Business Card Paper Cut The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!! Pencil with Wings Flying Books Newspaper Feces Gum Insemination Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully! Bitten by an Armpit Viper Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC Ladybugs are Brie TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE The Nerds are Flammable Whipped-Ass Niacin If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near! {<i>Above the TP dispenser</i>} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One" It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray Anubis is a Butthole!!! Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :( Peeing in the Punchbowl The Theraflu Ghost There's a Worse Bulb Piñator is Brie Going Bye-Bye in the Car 360° Knife Lock the Cash Box Hey, Assmunch!!! Clorel Sounds like Bleach Stop the Catbox ?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534 Hot Gazpacho The Spittle has Crystallised Jaywalking for Jesus Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0 Shut that Car Alarm Up As the Earth Behind You Reeks Cum Kleen B.O.Douriser Bad Dog!!! A****e C****a Bites!!! I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {<i>yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronounciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA</i>} First Avenue Self Service Center Rat Pellet Extacy Wilted Asparagus Spears We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!! Partying in Bumfuck Egypt "Flourescent" "Penuses" {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant Sysop of Heaven Igneous Micturition Metamorphic Urination Sedimentary Potty Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal Coyotes Howling at the Sun Drinking from a Urinator Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche Barking at the Doorknob The Statue of Slavery Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That? Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine? O no, the Cupboard is Flooded! Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth Penny Sysops Uncut a Tomato Unflush a Toliet Unshatter a Window Unstrike a Match Syrup of Puke It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts Chocolate-Covered Sysops Buying a Fast-Cooker Skid Marks on the Urinator Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {<i>note sp.</i>} Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors EAROMulans If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down! THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE Be Sure to Clean Under the Toliet The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Losing Weight on Your Waste Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away Leper Messiah Stealing Office Supplies The Stapler is Bleeding Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug Poisonous Typewriter Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!! Vemomous Spud Valves Peeing the Bed for Allah I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!! Who's Funeral is it Anyway? Reception Hall for Syringes Candiosity! Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Make Me Laugh Fired from the Cannoñata Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<-- Beer is Pisswater Mike Ockhurts So Good! Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3 Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key Stinking Drunk with Power Radio Controlled Farting Washer Spreading the Disease The Light Bulbs are Crying <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Nonstinky Dirty Diapers Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System What's That Scent? Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine Who Pissed in the Baptismal? Epaulets of Agony Peace On Pluto Snowing on Venus The Rings of Mars Tavern on the Brown The Fag Bar Boiling a Pot of Dog Water There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter It's a Free for None Itty Bitty Discombobulator Urine Sysops Fergie is a Lezzy The Dog Pee Band The Cows Came Home Drinking Whammy Pee Playing Cow Pie Frisbee Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham? Michael Shanks is Cute! Ring-Around-the-Toliet Douches in the Oven Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner Ringworm Destitution Washing Machine Infection Beer Flatulence Rotten Honey Behind the Couch Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee? The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!! You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Stoner Steve Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz Warm Front of Urine The Fucktards are Squeaky What's WD-40? Vacuum Bag Explosion Toliet Clog Barbituates Stone Knives & Bearskins Phat-Phree Toliet The Typewriter's on Fire There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat Super Swirlee!!! The System Lords are So Kewl! The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!! </font><font face="CBM-64" size="3"><b>?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"> </font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> La-Z-Girl Pubic Restroom Puddle {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Cups of Hot Wolf Pee We're Going Digital! Bitten by a Firefly Little Gay Pen {<i>yes, I have one of these!</i>} Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound Renal Failure of the Nose Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans Zero-Touch Can't Opener Metal Illness Bruz Cruz in the Crapper MRI of the Penis Tin Man is a Comet! Pooping Out Whole Insulaters A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat Feed the Toliets Vacuum the Monsters Playing the Throw-Up Round! On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me Peeter Rooter Momentary Lapse of Destitution Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!! There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck The Santa Closet Centipede Enuresis Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder Tick the Titty Tat <i>or</i> Ticking the Titty Tat {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Xindi Suck Ass!!! It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter The Spaceman Croaked on Titan Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer Jimmy Claus Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too! Batman and the Homosexual Scissors Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank The Meteoroids are Gay Bole uv Bugz {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Alarm Clock Auditory Assault Furnace Burner Micturition Butter in the Chimney Got thee...<I>TELEPHONE</I> Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner Stool Pig Unpleasant Cleavage Odour Volume Vacuum Ravioli for the Dying Malomyotismon is Cool!!! Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!! Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives Buttal Assault It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!! Fetal Lacrimation Geriatric Flatulence The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool! Cat Pee Love It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove! Superman Demolishing a Urinal Cat Turd H8red Litterbox Euthenasia The Pecker Quintet Alphabetising Our Cow Chips Hairy Mule Larvae The Analogue Owls The Thermostats are Fucking Again! The Helicopters are Weeping Who is Disturbed? Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters The Green Cold Chili Peckers Who Let the Tarantulas Out? Phat Phree Toliet Tank {sp. intentional} The CFLs are Broken What's Wrong with the Truck? Straight as a Broken Arrow Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill Never and Never Again The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It! Dick Cup Perspiration Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion 4:20 Euthenasia of the Refrigerator The Oven is Pissing My Huge' Forgetter! {<i>punctuation intentional</i>} You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag' ?CONSTIPATION ERROR Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster? Anesthetise this Bitch! Turned Resistor Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi Captain Proton to the Rescue Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {<i>pronounced "fuh-<big>JYE'</big>-tuhs"</i>} Hummer Feeder The Freezer is Melting Drinking Hot Cat Potty Poor, Poor Pitiful You Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral! The Dick Cup is Crying Alex Krebeck is a Faggot! Calamity Jane is a Lezzy The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica {<i>making loud vaccuming noises</i>} It's a Sandstorm!!! Battery Enema The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen I'm 43 and I Love It! Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts? IR-Emitting UV Laser The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again! Doorframe Trauma Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {<i>sp. intentional</i>} URINE ON, URINE CICADA! Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood USB Urinator Spud Valve Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet Polly Wants an Enema! Tilex Grows Mould {<i>shouted in golf</i>} Sicks!!! As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can Screen Door on a Submarine Maintenance Shed Lacrimation Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer Taking the Bate You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!! Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine Tennis Ball Micturition Broken Knife The Stinky Plastic King Heads Peckerbreath Peterhead Aural Illusions Extreme Makeunder Business Edition Optical Delusions Ninja Snake Micturition Scanning the Garbage Viva Toliet!!! Raindude Rat-a-Touie STFU Billy Mays!!! Flushing the Sink What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster? Warm Dog Candy You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee Flushing for Ketchikan The Juneau Black Sphere UFO Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Cofee Cup When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!! BLOG = <big>B</big>ullshit <big>Log</big> Bowling for Barrow P&V {<i>Urine & Acetic Acid</i>} Billy Mays is a Fartknocker Dad, What's a Fartknocker? Catnip for the Amish What's That Fucking Noise?!? B-B-B-Bobbleheads! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle</i>} Shitting in the Sauna Left Guard Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket Worshipping Cat Urine Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet Invasion of the Stoves Giving the Dog a Boner Floody McFlood Fiery McFire Finite Spirals Woody Wood<big>peckerhead</big> Fart Noc Ker {<i>three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially</i>} Bathing in Warm Camel Potty What's With the Replicals? DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah The Jack Daniels Worm You're a Douche, You're a Douche! Crestor is Not Dick Medication! Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat The Robot has been Neutralised "The 'Toliet' Test" {<i>The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled</i>} The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton Iced Gasoline Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven! Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together Flammable Ice Cubes Noise from the CD Player The Porno Buttmonkeys Dangerouswatch Video Sphere The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray! I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped. The Crickets are Stinking The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together Radio Killed the Video Star Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal? It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions The Astronaut has Rotor Blades Toxic Pet Strobe Batteries are Flushable You Can Edit your Camel Urine Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!! Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In Gumby is Not Flexible The Daily Quadruples The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer Chandeliers are Brie Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife! Get Off my Dick, It's Sick Venomous Wristwatch {<i>sung like Britany Spears</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oops, I Fucked Up Again!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Heaven's Devils Super Glue in the Toliet Bun Gho Lio {<i>three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially</i>} Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money! Miracle Pancreas Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner Wheaties Festival Chinchilla Tightening Machine Stepping in Worm Piss Enema Douches Sonny Walkwoman There's Urine in the Washingmachine Poopy Fridge Baby Swimming after Money Zitt Vacumn {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Ripping Your Bunghole Off Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Mountain Poop is Yucky! What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!? Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs! Fecal Dryer Paying the Bug Guy Happy Hyundai Days Vertizontal Shades Flashing Blinding Sunglasses The Butt Sausages Bungmonkeys Iced Penises Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground? Setting Fire to Dirty Wash Sojournen Urine Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {<i>note sp.</i>} Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings Hairy Pothead Carbonated Hand Mixer Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets Burst Garbage Bags Taking Out the Lamps Binary Cock {<i>note sp.</i>} Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee! Legpit Deodouriser Air Rottener Liquid Accordions Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator Semisweet Tennies The Rice is Crying Radioactive Towels Pocket Full of Semen CDs That Perspire She's Getting all Squeaky Blender Cup Infection Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {<i>what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets</i>} Garbage Can Infuction {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant The Soap is Delicious Cistern Straw Drinking from the Urinators Slipping on Soiled Depends Bathtub Drain Squishee The Mad Tromboner And OH Gets the Square! Band Liquidators All "Licker" is Vile {<i>the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled</i>} Not Time for the Unbonus Square Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl Inverted Studmuffins Pr0n >=< Porn Semisolid Dishwasher Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card! Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {<i>ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt</i>} Crab Grass Semen I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie Eating Used Syringes Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer! Toaster Micturition Can't Say "ING" Spittle Police Betraying that Pop Bottle Goiter on your Testes Box of Geriactric's Toys No More Games Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup Is William Shatner a Queer? Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim 666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Macey's Easter Parade Vicks Late-Defense Cauliflower Micturition Going Over the Nife {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Uncozy Sleepwear Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn Creeping Streetlights on TV Holiday Sataned Ham Dip Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F Mike Golic is Waif-Thin! Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {<i>sp. of "potpourri" intentional</i>} Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!? Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau? Interest in Polish Culture Photons & Forcefields? Rosetta Stoner! Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese Violating Whole Grain Optical Intercourse Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair Viola Solo! Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toliets POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!! Satan's Public Hair {<i>note sp.</i>} Apple Flavoured Broccoli Fire Fruitarts Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers! Tampons in the Drinking Fountain What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator? My Watermelon is Squeaky <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Impossibilities!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Get Him a Rusty Old Truck Edison was a Fraud! Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone? The Booger Eaters Pissing in a Teapot Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It! Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp Any Place but Here {<i>computerised male voice</i>} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!! Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake Boner of Contention </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2"></b>?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534 READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"> </font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {<i>"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS</i>} Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm {<i>"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Smoking in the Girl's Room!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker? Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls Failing to Water the Tree The Always-Ending Story Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers Never Good at Pubic Speaking {<i>note sp.</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I'm Full like the Wolf<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Piss Christmas Shitty New Year's Eve Resume Your Disorder Aqua de Pee Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toliet We'll Make a Few Tweaks Nasty Chainsaw Accident Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane Internal Blue Alert Contributing to the Garbage Can Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin That Cow is a Lezzy! Milk in the Urinators Alien vs. Predatory Bird Who Uranated in the Dryer? {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Skunky Gatoraide Twist-Offs Let In More Neon Orange Juice in the Stove Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig! Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles Regurgitated Colon Contents Pukebag <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Not the Vagina, the Vagina! It's Bassackward Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day AVOID SPIKES Don't Move Laterally Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode? Soap in the Drinking Fountain Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators Who Has #13 On? Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis! Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John! Cum Guzzling Guttersluts Some Bogus Pisson Some Stupid Fucker Downing a Glass of Urochrome Poo Pot Makers A Guppy Called "Wendy" Exploding Toliet My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper" The Spatulas are Crying Unimatrix 2,458,770 A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs Involuntary Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} Eye Kant Vacume {<i>noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt</i>} Santa Flush I Want some Fucking Trix! Cactus Testicles Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm Bird Fork Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...<big><i>SPACHELA</i></big>, <i>Spachela</i>, spachela... {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!! Lizard Slotted Spoonhead Leaking Fishtank Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {<i>spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program</i>} Golf is for Faggets! The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair Break Up those Boxes Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag! Botched Colostomy Bag Polygrip Test Results {<i>as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them</i>} {<i>spoken like Willard Brimhole</i>} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often! Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {<i>note sp.</i>} Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Swauv Shampee is for Wussies Performing Bad Magic Offstage Yankee Leg Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {<i>note sp.</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Caffienation Deactivation A Hair on the Toliet Seat Sally's Boot Camp Survivors Makes You go Poo-Poo Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test Uranation in the Uranator {<i>note sp.</i>} Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag! Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube He Called Us {<i>vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums</i>}! Yay Telephony!!! {<i>pronounced 'tel uh <big>FONE</big>'ee'</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Christmas Comes just Once This Year<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> The Bungknockers Public Restroom Puddle Stargate SG-2,458,770 <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!! Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS! Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow! Aircraft Bumblebee Ninja Micturition Carpet Rat {<i>male singing</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Fighting Futons N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin) Mythconfirmers Violence Metal The Pack isn't Back Smash Bulbz! Screaming Against Vengeance Feel the Slotted Spoon The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx Kelp Eat Abaloney Punch Buggy Peeing on the Third Rail Taking a Maternity Test for Maury Spayed Blue Whales Neutered Polar Bears Uranated Water Heater {<i>note sp.</i>} ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine) Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too! The Magic Intestine Pissing on an Electric Fence Dammitol Fuckitol Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag Super Duper Huey Having a Vowel Movement It's the Meeeeeers! Crystal (Meth) Castles Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo! Screwitol Fudgeitol Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant Peeing Out Consonants Warp Core Breach Not in Progress Time to be a Hero Doctor! Who Busted the Toliet?!? Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {<i>toliet tank</i>} Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah Gay Pride of Lions Octagonal Festival Taking a Dumpster Wild & Out-of-Control Infants Crying on My Stage Triangular Rats There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Our Songs are all Earworms You Got a Cash Mayday! Food Fight Quest Urine Cabbage Money Taxi Uranated Coffee Grinds {<i>note sp.</i>} Greenteeth® Earphones Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {<i>sp. intentional</i>} I'd Like to Buy a Bowel Buxten Disorganiser Cellular Telephone Discharge Forced Emesis Every Nite {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Jellyfish Feces It's All Urine, Pee-Pee! A Regular Handbag can get Kyped Snails that Sweat Porno for Sperm Whales Decibal Police Used Breast Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {<i>bungholes</i>} Dirty & Unclear Bird Poop Hooplah The Rain is Crying Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe Lose,Lose, LOSE!!! SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder Create Learning that Sucks Refund Disposition Loan Peeing in Plastic Cups Heating Used Douches in the Microwave Custodian in a Bottle Waste of Paper Toliets Broken Mop Handles for Janitors What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!! Smoke Weed...It's Good for You This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee Punish the Vacuum Cleaner What's Burning?!? Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns Spanking the Giraffe Popping Zits in your Pissbladder Playing the Nose Flute Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels Cheese in the Garbage Disposal Daniel Jackson is a Faggot Reads like Science Fiction Automatic Poop Throwing Machine SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy Flamedramon {<i>The Fire of Courage</i>} is Not the Baby Daddy Raidramon {<i>The Storm of Friendship</i>} Is the Baby Daddy Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again Wheel...Of...Torture! Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles The Issue with the Tissue The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut A Neighbour with some Paper Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!! Blasting the Pants Cannon (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {<i>sp. intentional</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toliet Inside the Abyss?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Smelly Hairy Peebag <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">San Wakeen Valley Urinator!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...<big><i>TOWELMON!!!</i></big> Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot? Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Garbear {<i>pronounced "<big>gair</big>'bare" like "care bear"</i>} Garbear {<i>pronounced "<big>gar</big>'bare" like "tar bear"</i>} There's Coffee in that Nebula Dragonfly Envenomation Cornholedog NatureDoesn'tWorks Crop of Sugar Coke Lactic Acid is KOOL!!! Growth Chamber for the 6th Century Rat Scratch Fever These Shotglasses Don't Work What's Wrong with My Poo? Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Beaver Snatch Rhino Clit Urea Milkshake Grendyl isn't a Monster <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Take Drugs!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Smoke Pot!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Heads Mounted on Spears Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter Pills in the Toliet A Man Who Ate Stones <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern A Stone that Ate Men Cello Solo! Tainted Nonessentials Lead Balloons that Fly? Fire in the Bunghole! Sawing Off his Sack Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee This Owl is Defective Eagle Sextupet There's a Product called 'Nads'? Joes vs. Joes Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!! Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Pissblanket Guano? Tisk Tisk! Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes The Gospel According to Toliet Clean Jobs A****e C****a is Kinda Cute But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!! It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!! Getting Straight Fs <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Introducing...The Naked Brot...<b><big>GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!</big></b> Zoe 202 Is Dale Voltz a Faggot? Earning a D- Average in Jr. High The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle! Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade Drink Used Radiator Fluid Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame Running Over Raccoon Doody The Box of Enuresis The Little Doheny! Squidward Tennis Balls Fis Yo Gree WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!! Cheese Made from Leggos Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can) Who the Phuck is Libbey? Computer Monitor Sweat Spilling Urine on your Keyboard Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day! Setting Fire to Smudge Pots Potato Children {<i>Tater Tots</i>} There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat Security Level 0 <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">He's Got a Plastic Peebag!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> New Seattle Neiu Amsterdarn Toliet of Destitutiuon Lazer Galaxie {<i>werds intenshonaly mispelt</i>} Terra Destroyer!!! Positron Laser!!! Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT! House Micturition Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains Urinal Abuse The Stove is Sparking Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium What's Wrong with my Pancreas? I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole! You will Give me...All Your Caca! A Fugly Bedroom Group! The Cocksuckers!!! Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit Staircase Micturition O Barnacles!!! Spiral Escalator Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Elevator Mosaic DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole Cosmo is a Fairy Baby? {<i>spoken like Beavis</i>} Yeah Yeah Yeah <big><b>THTOMP ON IT!!!</b></big> The Baby Fags As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill As Straight as a Broken Arrow KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {<i>seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt</i>} Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning! Crabby Patties Changing the Garbage What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs? It's Not Shampee!!! Let's Brew some Crappy Oranj Krush {<i>intentionally misspelled</i>} Plenty Pack {<i>intentionally spelled correctly</i>} Continuing Month Pack {<i>intentionally spelled correctly</i>} Awwww Tartar Sauce!!! Rhymes with Orange <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">All you Need is Loves!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Just Hose me Down!!! Watering the Fire Crocker of Shit {<i>"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents</i>} Unfoster Your Immune System As Valuable as a Used Enema Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159... Another Dusheebag! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Picture Perfect...NOT!!! Broken Milk Bone Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {<i>all words intentionally misspelled</i>} {<i>sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"</i>} <img src="/eleventh/note2.gif">I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer Nick at Night {<i>the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly</i>} Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room Upright Movie Seats Window Cornholers Stewardess Micturition Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden Sheep-Tipping is Toxic Not Your Average Walrus He Went to Jagoffs! The Fairly EvenParents We'll Sign for you Candles Trebuchet Hurling Old Toliet Bowls The Average Joes Nutcrackers for Oranges Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator Barium Enema, Baby Fags!!! The Asshole Skateboarders I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole Using the "N" Word <img src="http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/shake.gif"> in February <img src="http://ledmuseum.jthz.com/roll2.gif"> Faggot Cat Styrofoam Crossbow Toliet Lottery Hooplah Running with Rusty Scissors <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oooooooo! Who lives in a toliet tank with an urchin?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death Forks for Cereal Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome There's a Fungus Among Us "Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {<i>a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade</i>} The Papasans are Squeaky <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea? <b><big>SpongeBob PissPants!</big></b><img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? <b><big>SpongeBob PissPants!</big></b><img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Teaspoons for Spaghetti You put the "I" in "Fungi" Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!! Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Nationnarrow is Not on your Side<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Barfing Up a Fece Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk Why is the Sky Black? Lizard Pee Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed! Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!! Employee of the Microsecond Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Asbestos in Obstetrics I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals Say Hello to my Little Enema As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease Inappropriate Uranation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Guzzling Icebreakers Sours <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Voluntary Uranation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles Banging your Head against a Wall for Science Whirlm Without a Dream Curiosity Salted the Snail Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Fingerprints on Mayonnaise Choking on a Fece Finding some Fairly NewParents"! and Raiding their Diaper Pale What the Barnacles?!? <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">We're the Flowers in the Dustbin<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Now That's just Pussywhipped!!! Leaking Bin Liners What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe? That Man is a PWPOSMF Flushing the Wastepaperbasket! Give that Amish some Escargot Tomato with a Chef's Hat Uranation Medication Turnip Blood Donation Lettuce Clogging Up a Toliet Cucumber Wielding a Machete Tempus Fugit Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead Carbide Skunk Eating Used Poop off the Floor Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"? Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes Breaking your Laugh Box The Walls are Squeaky Ferrule Insemination Shiver me Timbers! Queensferd Charcoal Darker Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof Tamp(on) it Home Get on the Blunderbuss A Busted Can {<i>the toliet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container</i>} Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce Going Off Half-Cocked {<i>spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons</i>} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!! Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug The Waste Band Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Clarinet Solo!!! It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving! Saxons of the Firing Line Tuba Solo Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit 77 Tromboners Urine Cherry Gogert's Tame Ride It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend! Drum Sextuplet Diving for Pearls in the Toliet Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!! Growing Mould in the Coffeepot Heck Patrol Sonic Infant Boom Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl! There's a Plastic Cat Toliet in front of the Shitbowl Timy Kant Shredd {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Bungsnoidial Wastoids The Lindblad Explorers Crusty the Clown {<i>all words intentionally spelled correctly</i>} Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {<i>a punk</i>} Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {<i>suck my dick</i>} Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler I Call Rifle! Kurmet the Toad Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {<i>sp. intentional</i>} How It's Broken </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2"></b>?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122 READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"></font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can Salamander, the Black Gear Control Spire of H8red And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano Noses Floating in the Toliet Bowl Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat Hot Water Cooler Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} Mouse Ambush Clock! You Might Poof your Pants Toucan Sam for President "Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2"></b>?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {<i>sp. intentional</i>} READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"></font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> Clean that Mop Handle! Mop that Clean Handle! sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {<i>al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional</i>} Roll that Die!!! Kids Bop 2,458,770 Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Crash Expert Dumbies Rubber Barrier The Used Douchenemas Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box Urinal Sysop Slow Week Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places! Throwing TV Sets at Cars Spittle Detective Looking for more Baby Poop? Windshield Wipers of Destitution Give That Canadian an Enema! The Devil may Not Care Look at that Car Crash! That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} Chrysalids of Cockroaches Amazing Technique Blasts Phat BIG SCARY LASER DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You! Violet Diode Lasers of Profit Pictures of Broken Toliets Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Graveyard Shift of H8RED! Pepsi Bottle Microscopes The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire Squidward Tortellini Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses iDon't Go Poo-Poo Time to Feed the Garbear Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite! Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!! Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole Recycling Toliet Paper in the Dishwasher I Think Someone Needs an Enema Stubbing your Toe for Science Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Bowling for Kotzebue Taking a Dump in the Marinator Cars of Jesus Golfing for Nome A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {<i>note sp.</i>} Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons Committing Aggravated Violent Thought Clips to the Wasteband Mouldy Urine in a Cup Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber Incendiaryinsect {<i>"firbug"</i>} Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head {<i>imitating Bart Simpson</i>} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!! Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toliet Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses Garbageinsect {<i>"litterbug"</i>} A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers Squidward's a Faggot Used Beetle Grubs (<i>Larvae</i>) in your Favourite Chair Something's Rotten in {<i>insert country of choise here</i>} Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toliet Pipe!!! There are Anacondas in our Pants! Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk! Milking those Squeaky Mouses! Polly Wants a High Colonic!!! The Hirogen are Enemabags Receiving a "Dear Toliet" Letter Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {<i>sound of urine splashing onto carpeting</i>} O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged! Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays {<i>he plays the clarinet; rather badly though</i>} Brats Unfashion Undesigner {<i>"brats" intentionally spelled correctly</i>} Barium Enema Baby Fag!!! Tu Thuh Slotterhaus {<i>al werdz intenshonely mispelt</i>} Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT! There's the Garbear!!! Toliet {<i>intenshonely mispelt</i>} Tiolet {<i>intenshonely mispelt</i>} Toilet Terlet Tolet {<i>intenshonely mispelt</i>} This Urinal Earth But We Sang the F.U.N. Song! The Killing Game Destroying a Piano The Violin's Flooded "Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination Designer Underware Bag of Cat Turds Pissing Plastic Dogs Pikachu Looks like a Homo The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay! Infantile Geritol Teepz Flushing the Shampoo Horton Hears a Douchebag Pissing into a Mailbox Alascum Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten Piss Off, Piss Damselfly It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera Kalifornication Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">My Little Blue Whale!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">My Little Blue Whale!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle</i>} That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen Uranating into a Beer Bong {<i>sp. intentional</i>} {<i>robotic computer voice</i>} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis {<i>robotic computer voice</i>} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Fish Paste!!! Urine Mailbox Fecal Oven The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids Are Mermaids Lezzies? Reeling In a Sea Turtle That Toliet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...<b><big><i>FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!</i></big></b> Son of a Diddly!!! Ehhh Doodlebugs!!! Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool! The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!? Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free? Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!! Taking a Bath...of Evil Alaskan Bull Worm Bottom Line Leave Me the Fuck Alone! Gimme All Your H8ing!!! Well, La De Fucking Da! Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits? This is Not a Test of the EBS Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Are You Ready Baby Fags? You Blasted Barnaclehead!!! Hurthouse 884 The Robot has been Neutralised Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators Nightmare Ride How'd You Get so Crazy? We're Going to Die Full of Pee I Seen it on the Tee Vee No One Would Believe Me Enuresis Cursor Dynamite Camel Hockey Puck Perspiration Come Right Back with More! Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur How It's Destroyed! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"</i>} The Blue Toliet Deodouriser Cakes Yucky Wet Foot Puddles Big Macs for Acid Reflux Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp! Chinchilla Answering Machine You're Calling me a Fruit? The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy Airplane Lavatory Micturition It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It! Backsassing Bed Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light Subroutines are Brie {<i>spoken in a deep, evil male voice</i>} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!! {<i>spoken in a deep, evil male voice</i>} Run Hero!!!! {<i>spoken in a deep, evil male voice</i>} I Hunger, Hero!!! Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!! Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {<i>Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"</i>} The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer Targ Manure!!! Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk! Baconator Sounds like Urinator An Environmental Seal has been Compromised! Gary, Shame on You! Ballad of Marshall Douchebag This Lesson is Terminated Almost like we Knew what we were Doing! Range Hood Insemination Production has Ended Pothead Scotthead Urinal Fizz That Krackor Roxorz! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Toliet Pipe Defecator 165 Watt Gas Motor Talaxian Maturation Compartment The Krenim are Bungholes! Who Pissed in the Shampee? Halogen Drill Bit What's Wrong with the Vinculum? Screaming Coffee Stane The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes! Steam with Grease Particles The Shampoo Killer Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill I Hate Sushi!!! Puking in the Bushes <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">You're an Asshole Yesterday!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">You're an Asshole Tonight!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!! The Noo-Noo Economy <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Nickelodeon KCA 2063 Shockwave Concrete Truck Giving Away a Crane Push Me, Pull You! Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff 18-Wheeler Micturition Getting a Twerpectomy Mad Max at Urine Dome Making a Boom Boom in your Depends </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2"></b>?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959 READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"></font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before! Suitcase Perspiration Being Sceptical about Sceptics Species 5618 Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toliet Muscle!!! N0rm41 H!ghL0w Paree, the City of Dark Disorder in the Court! Gas Oven Defecation The Monkey Starship Fund The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind Opening the Bicycle Window The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet Luminous Spandex Pants {<i>from a Raven song</i>} Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate This Creature has an Exoskeleton The Rent is <img src="/fourteen/pad.gif"> Through April Blasting a Dookey for Science {<i>"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit</i>} STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator! Invisible Guillotine The Paper Swords Cut Off my Armpiece One Must Live Wild Combine Odours for So Many Years Now Two is Reduced to One When Your Clock is Up Leper Christ Embouchure of the Cistern {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} He's a Dillweed! It's the End of the World as We Know It! Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug Squeaky Creatures {<i>living sanitary napkins?</i>} with Wings Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn Boiling a Pot of Ketchup A Toliet Roll in Liquid Neon I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Dyeing Fraaglz {<i>note sp.</i>} Electronic Skunk Cookie I See the IC Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern Eat Spatula and Die!!! Annika Hansen is Hot...For a <big><b><i>BORG!!!</i></b></big> So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It When Worlds Collide Going Past the Gates of Grethor Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties Digi <big><b><i>Modify!!!</i></b></big> You Bent my Spatula That's Totally Unfair! NINEHOURRRRRRS!!! Phear the Krabby Patty! </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2"></b>?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248 READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"> </font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine Strawberry Lumps The Perspiration Jump My Lil' Enemabag Armpit Uranation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!! Stomping on Dirty Douchebags They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly Drivers with Bad Embouchure {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} Reclamation of Broken Toliets Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons Give Me those Soil Reclamators! Charlie Wilson's Peace Is a Nub like a Crapweasel? <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toliet Pipes Rhymes with "Mould Mereal" Dry Cleaning our Uvulas Uranium Micturition Disinfecting our Eyeballs Molten Pistachio Ice Cream What's Wrong with my Poo? Shame On You!!! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws <img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Assume the Fecal Position What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Yes, we have no cow piss {<i>milk</i>} The Stinking Gun Autourination Financial <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>sp. intentional</i>} {<i>sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle</i>} Cigerette Lighter Chopper Battery Poop Capacitance Destructor Spring is a Rusty Time! Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL Stepping in Bug Doody Leif Ericsson Day IJLSA {<i>International Justice League of Super Acquaintences</i>} </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2"></b>?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"> </font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><pre> It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature Be My Musical Idiot Practise Makes Imperfect Drowning in the Gene Pool Weed Whack-Off Madman at the Wheel Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours 555 Days of F.L.A.R.G. Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve Go To Heli!!! Bathtub Beer Loser Boomerang Flat Bowling Pins Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing Urinous Confetti Flat Tyre Beer Chase {<i>from Zoey 101</i>} Looks like a Faggot! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Toothy TV Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights Ektachrome Defecation Click on the Megaphone Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid Time Captains Super C-Straps Super C-Sections Liking this Chud www.crockerofshit.wand Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {<i>the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"</i>} Neptune's Trousers! Seeing the Dentatron That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...<b><big><i>FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!</i></big></b> Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments Money Talks, Bullshit Walks Overactive Apocrine Glands Underactive Eccrine Glands Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Unflushed Urinator Unstruck Match "Fuck" is Not a Toliet Word...<b><big><i>NOT!!!</i></big></b> Unfinished Demo It's a BAD Word!!! Dingleberry Soup Shit on a Stick Shit on a Twirly Stick Finger Eating Good" Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were <b><big><img src="/sixteen/f46607.gif" height=12>5!!!</big></b> The Ass Doilies {<i>toliet seat covers</i>} Ruining your Evening Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs Cockroaches that Stomp Back! Fishy Animal Control Officers <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Like Mould on a Shower Curtain Thudocity Not a Piñata, a Pi<b><big>NOT</big></b>a! You Broke my Toy(let) Gary who Eats Fungus The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light {<i>seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China</i>} Snail-Slow Unracer Off-Demand Waiting for the Rinse Cycle Cat Needles Some Fungi Among I Left in the Wilderness Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches Lasting More than a Single Day As Tough as Sandy Cheeks? Chipmunk Saliva Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche? Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toliet? Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {<i>from The Fairly Oddparents"! episode "Baby Face"</i>} GARY THE SNAIL!!! Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars! Lye-Filled Butt Plugs Timy Kant Spel {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Douched Moose Nonstinging Yellowjackets Urinated Potatoes The Sassy Dominatrixes Cold Dogs The Innocent Piss Ants Dragonfly Defecation By the Power of Neptune!!! Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost Premenstrual in Pink The Ass Mallets Ass Hammer Shut Up Fartknocker!!! TP For Your Bunghole Double Inverted Nad Twist Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death The Unphlushed Urinators The Lypozeme Experience Project The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us Answering Questions Incorrectly The Cab is Clogged Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead! Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!! Smashing a Ukelele after a Song Overwork that Greenhorn! Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You The Campfire Song Song The Sea Bear Attack!!! Spilling Bong Water in the Couch Austria Endless!!! Zit Columbarium Cannonball Enema The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy Taking a Dump in the Cistern Urinous Toliet Tank www.FairiesArePhoney.wand Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again! Uranated Asphalt {<i>note sp.</i>} Sweating in the Bushes The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} It's All Clabbered Up Have Another Horn {<i>my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"</i>} Did I Leave the Stove On? {<i>from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"</i>} For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it. This Vomitorium Saturn Clapboard Prison The Shrivelled-Up Penises That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect Look! A Penny!!! Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee Disengaging from the Unicomplex What's that Fucking Noise?!? Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Unwish the Wish!!! STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!! Unblow the Blown LED Uncutting that Paper Cucaracha That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...<b><big><i>FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!</i></big></b> My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!? Supersoaker Filled with Pee The Number Bed Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid Absofuckinglutely Zero Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison Radiometer of Chemistry Sets Getting a Comb-Under Failing your Piss Test <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour? The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toliet Pipe The Doughnut of Shame The Suliban are Enemabags!!! Flushing Used Douches Down the Toliet Patricia is No Lady! Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver Disinfecting our Uvulas What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind? I Think We Need to Take Showers The Toliet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps The Chalice of Mome {<i>"mome" pronounced like "mommy"</i>} Toliet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!! The Nematoads {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Oxygen Thieves <img src="/sixteen/gary.gif"> We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!! Somebody Farted in the Projector Room For the Love of Neptune! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I'm Ready to Strike...<b><big><i>GORGON!!!</i></big></b><img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! Getting a Double Wandectomy Making Shiny Dog Urine Lose $$$ When you Switch Goodbye, Nationnarrow? Turd Polisher Do You Want some ABC Gum? Looking like Fartknockers Pathetique Klown {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {<i>from The Fairly Oddparents"! episode "Fairly OddBaby"</i>} Night Sequence Complete {<i>female computer voice from Enterprise-D</i>} Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {<i>female computer voice from Enterprise-D</i>} Dawn Sequence Complete {<i>female computer voice from Enterprise-D</i>} Sunrise Sequence Initialising {<i>female computer voice from Enterprise-D</i>} Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush Whinney the Poo {<i>note sp.</i>} Deoxyribonucleic Acid We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks Defy Diarrhea! Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!! Piddle On What you Want To Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap 11,498° Bringing the Fairies Pain Awww, Circus Peanuts!!! Bad Cow! BAD COW!!! Deadly Piss Ants The Grand Proxy <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Destroyer of Life...<b><big><i>EMO!!!</i></big></b><img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit A Bunch of Pant-Loads Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position Stay Away...From Captain Howdy! Captain Howdy's a Pedo! Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid I've Got a Special Power I'm No Ordinary Dude! Poop Chute Cleaner Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063 Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket Dri Bole {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Busted Rubbers That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...<b><big><i>FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!</i></big></b> {<i>as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents"!</i>} The Leaking Garbage Bags Drinking Boob Pus {<i>yucko!!!</i>} Maximum Higgentolietmuscle Week Punching Ourselves in Our Noses Nasal Tampons We're a Bunch of Pantywastes You're In Sample {<i>say rapidly several times in quick succession</i>} Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever Jellyfish Comrades <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> The Dynamic Mode Converters Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound Blackened, Smelly Sponges SpyBob UrinePants Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {<i>without the little blue things</i>} Cutting (Free)base I Need a Double Wandectomy...<b><big><i>STAT!!!</i></big></b> {<i>spoken in a monotone computer voice</i>} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles! Finding High School Dropouts You Are a Piece of Crap Blowing Walltoliets off the Wall with M1000s Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toliets Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes Urinator Buddy" Bathtub Buddy" Sink Buddy" Toliet Buddy" Peeing in a Closet What Happened to the Light Bulbs? Slipping on a Banana Peeling L8r Sk8r!!! The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...<b><big><i>FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!</i></big></b> Houseplant Assassin Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer Getting Cooties from a Leper Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate Toliet Tank Infection The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket Deadly Walkman That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...<b><big><i>FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!</i></big></b> We're Going to Glove World! I Don't Feel Tardy Go to the Sk8Park Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World! Do You Have to Go Potty? The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper Paying a Visit to the Dentatron Alaskan Blubberhound The Jerkinators <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure {<i>"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"</i>} Sour Balloon Smell Flushing the Hose Bib Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster Peeing in the Refrigerator The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula Taking a Dump in the Litterbox Eat and Forget Floor Lamp Lacrimation Tulip Sweat Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes Tastes like Sheetrock Miracle Small Intestine Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes Salivated Wall Cicada Micturition Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes I Will Not Comply Bowling Ball Insemination The Uranated Tomatoes {<i>note sp.</i>} Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink? Virgo Toliet Paper Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Slipping in Horseradish Sauce Telephone Cuttledge Cheating to Pass a Urine Test There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death. <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Christmas Comes just Once this Year!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">As the Earth Behind You Reeks<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Diving into the Pool Urinal-First The Sebaceous Cysts Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese The Rug Surgeons Stanley Steamer {<i>note sp.</i>} Superman Demolishing a Urinal Hairdryer Emesis Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator Not the Prom, the Prom! Subaru Heavy Metal Box The Sissy Sticks {<i>"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in gay bars</i>} Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators Computer Mouse Lacrimation Satan Destroying a Stovepipe Uranation of the Toliet {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Mowing Down that Mailbox Imitation Butter Dispensers Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> (<i>sung to the tune of "Clementine"</i>) Female Lavatory Lactation Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit Spatula Feces Shove *THIS* in your Face! This Gizmo is Faster I Declare Patty War!!! Drier than Three Hells Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Barbie Stealing a Bank Card Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is? Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {<i>toliet tank</i>} Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup Febreze Air Rottener Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee Maggots in the Pantry A Flea in Her Helmut {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Snipping Off our Urinals <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toliet! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I Got an Email<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Drinking Skunk Milk Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {<i>note sp.</i>} Disposable Amoebas Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud Feel the Serving Fork Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!! Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet Disposable People Ladybugs are Brie Science Director on Ventax II Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game Disposable Elephants I Spell "Knife" with an "N" Don't Give Them what they Want You're In the Way!!! Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders We're Being Hailed by the Borg Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear! Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {<i>larvae</i>} for Pete Sakes Plankton's a Bungknocker SpongeBoob JismPants King Neptune Destroying a Urinal Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {<i>note sp.</i>} Barbie Wearing a Training Bra Uranation of Fire Hydrants {<i>note sp.</i>} Krabby Patty Disease Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes Chitty Chitty Bang {<b><i>GUNSHOT!!!</i></b>} Finding some Fairly NewParents"! and Flushing their Toliet Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? <b><i>WHAT THE FUCK?!?</i></b> Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes Uranated Showerhead {<i>note sp.</i>} Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Defoliating the Skin Damselfly Insemination Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic! Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toliets Moon Rocks of Fury Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!! Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes That's Dorky!!! Flush the Fucking Toliet, Dooshbag!!! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Salivation of Computer Mouses Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes Grass in the Radiator Grille You're Flamed...er...uh...<b><i>FIRED!!!</i></b> Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud Stay Out of Our Dreams!!! Don't...Touch...Anything! Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes Elevator of Dume {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes Buying Moon Sand to Eat Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober www.muzzyadults.cum Shannon Loves Freddy Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!" Unlucky Charms When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick Cantaloupe Under the Ocean Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That? Camel Pee in a Cup Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes Merry Sniffmas! The Worstiest Week Ever {<i>sp. intentional</i>} "Peggy" the Pirate We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {<i>you can tell by a lot of these band names that I watch a lot of <a href="http://www.spongebob.com" target="new">SpongeBob SquarePants</a> on the boob tube</a></i>} Rock Top Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket More Higgentolietmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At Remembering a Baby Cow Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!? Jail Bars made of Marshmallow Flushing Rocks down Toliets for Christ Sakes Superman Destroying a Bathtub Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes Hit It with Motor Oil Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again What the Phuck is "OMG"?!? Used Raccoon {<i>vulgar term for feces</i>} on the Sidewalk He's Got Stankfoot Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!! Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock The Doughnut of Shame Is C3PO a Robot Faggot? Everything's Not Shipshape! The Crusty Plate is Indestructible Hari Kari Kamakazi Auf Wiedersehen Diet of Garbage Food Flamedramon's a Queerbate Drake Parker has a Rash Eating a Doodle Cake Black Metal It's Neutronium, Dammit!!! Not the Remote, the Remote Porche {<i>from "The Mighty B"</i>} Sounds like a Lezzy Stuck in Your Craw Funkyvillage Jitterbug-O-Rama Eternal Garbage of the Dirty Soul <img src="http://OUT HEREledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Absorbent and Yellow and Soaked with Rat Pee<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Riding the Little Bus {<i>the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards</i>} Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Respect the Badge<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Fear the Gun<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches Crickets Chirping at Noon Photograph Lactation The Krusty Kabbage Gwen has Chicken Pox Socer Mother's Minivan Yucky Legpit Puddles Drinking Dog Water Superhero Sidekick Leave the Wheel Listener's Club <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> She Stomps at Night Chewing Juicy Fag Gum Touch but Don't Move Polly Want a Used Douche! Alligator Hockey Raptor Baseball Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> iCan't Go Diarrhea Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> That Clogged Toliet Rulz!!! Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It! Finding a Letter or Three The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas A Matter of Timer SEIU is Pussywhipped! I'd Like to Buy a "G" Selling a Dirty Towel My Dog Has Cicadas Santa Clause Flushing a Toliet Bird Spoon Hexagonal Giraffe Cornflake Festival Chipmunk Serrated Knife Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff Priceful Family Airlume {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Dog Fork Buy Goalbond {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Lose a Turn! Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster I Live in a Mop Dying for Pie No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Starfleet Nugget Squidward Destroying a Urinal Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toliet Paper Holder Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {<i>Potty Scotty gets thrown into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap</i>} "The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped! As Is!!! Carmelising a Chicken McNugget Get the 8 Ball!!! Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {<i>larvae</i>} for Christ Sakes <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...<b><big>STOMPING!</big></b> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park? Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken {<i>spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice</i>} Squeeze Boobs! Fishbulb Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss? We're Just Potheads {<i>pronounced "poa'<b><big>THEEDS</big></b></i>} Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes Swiffer...Digivolve to...<b><big>DUSTMON!!!</big></b> Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage Batman Destroying an Antenna Array Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toliet Remote-Controlled Vomitorium Shrek Sweat Kid Dirtee {<i>sp. intentional</i>} This Offer *IS* Available in Stores Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Going to a Fishuneral Splenic Lavage Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"><a href="/eleventh/hallowe4.wav">Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!</a><img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Eu de Toliet {<i>sp. intentional</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> {<i>note sp.</i>} Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does Kick Start & Turn Me Over We Aren't the Robots! Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee Reflection is Automatic The Buttlords Rat Oblivion The Potty Song Penile Detergent Bleeding Socks Hooray for Mylar! Mounted Police<img src="/eighteen/notequal.gif">Horse Pigs When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD! Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight Who's the Late Turd Burglar? Dropping a Stool in the Pool Ogre Micturition NO, Baby!!! Legpit Underwear Pads Cold Water Slime Sysop Sweat Laser Nebulae Twisted Brother Black Floyd Neutering a Picture Tube Venomous Poison We're All <b>FaggotS!!!</b> Poisonous Venom A Hair on the Cistern {<i>toliet tank</i>} Annoying a Broom Shoe Testicle Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes Is Mermaid Man a Homo? Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {<i>note sp. of "uranating"</i>} Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane Dominator++ Egg Harness Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes The Bus Melted My Socks! Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge? Braiding Our Toliets Shampooing a Squirrel Uranating on a Chair {<i>note sp.; "ur<b>A</b>nating". not "ur<b>I</b>nating"</i>} Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner Fresh Bad Avacado PCAT {<i>said like "pee cat"</i>} Cactus Impersonator Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy Hydrogenated Potheads The Pee Spuds Lenscap Hoars What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like? Squeeze Boobs!!! Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi We Don't Feel Tardy! Tree Inseminators Superzapper Discharge Kookie Krispy {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Born Again Idiot Is Clay Aiken <b><i>REALLY</i></b> a Faggot? Trapped...Out of My Element Incendiary Bushes Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke The Rechargeable Potheads {<i>pronounced "poa'<b><big>THEEDS</big></b>"</i> like Homer Simpson would pronounce it} Salty Teeth Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole Click!!! Arrested Development Acting Like Nothing's Wrong Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial) The Procreating Douchenoozles {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Flowers in the Dustbin Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe! Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light! Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard Aspirin Toliet Fizzy Urinal My Little Poo-Poo Book Stop Morning Wood!!! Rat Tail Comb Attack! Prefrontal Lavage Testicular Shampoo Savage Vacuum Colonic Rabies Hypodermic Pepsi Fizzy Urinator Defecated Underwear Models Have You Seen this Slug? Get a Cup of Coughea Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases Cupajoe Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly Kofy {<i>pronounced like "coffee"</i>} Postnasal Drip Points {<i>"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some <a href="http://www.myinsulators.com/downtownseattle">telephone insulaters</a></i>} Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine! Forget or Forget {<i>based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"</i>} Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp Not the Douche, the Douche!!! Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists DumbWAV Converter Perspiration Christ {<i>it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid</i>} A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee Corporate Douche <b><big>?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A REAL BUTTKNOCKER) LOADED A BUNCH OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER ENEMABAGS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DOUCHEWASHER, MELTED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, AND DESTROYED A $24,587.70 MACHINE ERROR IN 24575 READY.</big></b> <img src="/cursor.gif"> He or She Smells Like a Bus Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Netscrape v4.79 R-Place is YouR-Place Too Aural Enema Sewer Pickles of H8Red Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky? Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern Dogs Pissing on Tyres Lighting Candy Cigerettes Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano Fighting the Fighters Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing Pooping in the Shampoo Piddle Parsnip Lipstick Micturition The Constipated Giraffes Missy is Phun to Molest Who Wants to be a Pennyaire? You've Got UsedEneMail!!! Sclera is Brie As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco Wake Up Micturating Eating Out of the Cistern Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves! Throwing Our Dog Water Neon Darks The Woman Machine Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves! Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00 Eyelash Stilleto Knife Feel the Tablespoon Lisol: Infect to Unprotect With Culturebifidus Regularis The Ass Gaskets {<i>toliet seat covers</i>} Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties! Accordion Hosebags The Bagpipe Blasters He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck! Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters Illogic Probe These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise He's Jim, Dead! Sysop Lacrimation Pissicus It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener Using Resolve Without a Vacume My Poo Poo Cup My Menstrual Mug My Perspiration Tube My Vomit Vase Frank Incense Poppa Boyl My Cum Dumpster Waytoochatty Cathy <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">She's Got a Robust Purse<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {<i>buzzing noise</i>} Typhoid Marianne Urinous Piddle Violet "Lazer" of "Dume" Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy Watching TV Underwater Butt Whyy Per! Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers Ginko is Good for the Bladder Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes! The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {<i>sp. of "kindergarten" intentional</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">You Run Around like a Paper Towel<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like 400 Teraquads of Crap A Dog Pushing a Wagon Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket The Princess and The Pee {<i>note sp. of "pea"</i>} Urenal Sysop General Douchebaggery Extreme Asshattery Pothead Scotthead Who's Got Malaria? USB Dog Turds The Nitrogenated Penguins Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball Quit Chalking and Start Talking Get the Eight Ball! The Prince and The Uranation {<i>note sp. of "urination"</i>} Getting Crabs from a Toliet Paper Dispenser Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor My Spittle Sysop Who Uranated in the Teapot? {<i>note sp.</i>} The Flooded Defecals Ashtray Lavage Urine Trouble! Screwdrivers of Destitution Plad to the Bone Flammable Puppies Urochrome for Lepers May Cause Fecal Injury Uranated VHS {<i>note sp.</i>} Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury Test for Battery Poop Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil Apple Falling Far from the Tree Uranated Carrot {<i>note sp.</i>} Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag! MegaFon {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Rat Emesis Giving Triks to a Rabbit Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer Nasal Soap Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit Annoying a Pushbroom Screaming Overhead Projector Making Fun of the Amish R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button C3PO Lives in my Sinuses Flushing Trout down a Toliet Wastepaperbasket Incandescence Invisible Sirius Batman Destroying a Cistern Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Finding some Fairly NewParents"! and Cleaning Their Water Closet Tape Dispenser Enuresis Squeezing Boob Pus Dyeing Fragglz {<i>note sp.</i>} Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears Partial Pillow MNO Stopwagon Penile Pustules Rusty Syringe Micturating LED Desk Lamp Cirrhosis of the Bladder Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair Water Closet Lavage Sitting on a Time Bomb This Ear Hair Remover is Brie Waiting By the Sink Seeing the Trees for the Woods <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Gastric Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {<i>capitalisation intentional</i>} When the Bullet Hits the Phone Inseminator I Optically Image Hummingbirds Are Brie Warfarin is Rat Poison! Deal or Deal? Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Put a Little Love in Your Urethra!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Invisible Stormtroopers The Intelligenttolietmuscles Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator Having Dain Bramage Satan is a Soft Fabric Satin is the Devil Frown for the Camera Wishing Well Lavage (pronounced "<img src="/28/lavage2.gif">") That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer The Knarks are Squeaky Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water We Live in Mops This Toliet Uranus {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Sheliak Corporate Douche Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change Give that Turd Burglar an Enema The "Poo-Poo On the Toliet Seat" Band Disco Vacuums Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!! Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!! Urine & Acetic Acid Fecal Alcohol Syndrome Corn Poop Peecup Viva Uriñator Loud Face Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche Flush the Johñ! Contro Flexible Janyu's Arc {<i>a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's Ar<b>K</b>"</i>} Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation? Busted Eyeglasses Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead! Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt Pressure! Dañger!!! Remote-Controlled Learnatorium Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee Stepping in Wolf Shit Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Urine Banana Micturition Apple Out of Coñtrol Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee? KwH Meter Revulsion The Homophobic Holograms Smell-O-Cards Squirtgun Traffic Cameras Holy Shit Batman!!! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Water Church Co-pilots Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong! Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!! Never Use Blue Without Black Rat Pellet Gun Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche Piddle Satan Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!! Are We Watering Snausages Today? Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator Inverted Chickens <a href="/30/ss_comm.wav">Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!</a> Urea Heap Flamingo Mayonnaise Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern Drowning in Cat Piddle Fish Fork Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission Beelzemon's Little Day (<i>obscure Digimon reference here</i>) Flashlight Battery Hoars King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator Hubcap Destructor The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator Smells like Used Dooshes {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes Charma Kameleon Sitting Naked by the Phone Hooray for Acrylic!!! Verses & Delusion Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair Boy George Without Makeup H8red Is an Addiction Shampooing a Fireplace Uranating the Dog {<i>note sp.</i>} Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Shampee Shampiss Shampidde Shampotty SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple Moderate Asshaberdashery Cupatimmy Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {<i>spoken like Butt-Head</i>} Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee Have a Drink On You! Tree Uranation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Flat Tyre Beer Toliet Dentition Stealing a Bone from the Dog Gastric Micturition Mouldy Slippers Axillary Lavage Patellar Collapse Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe Such Douche-Tastic Friends Spachela! All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Carburetor Lavage (pronounced "<img src="http://www.ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/lavage2.gif">") Phear the Dirty Uranator! Black Gears of H8Red Blindly Touching Her Boobs Uricide Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross? Windoe Terd Burglers {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Spanking the Blue Whale Peeing Uranated Glass Marble Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate ¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta! Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs Coffee and Cremation Viva Uriñal Toliet Tank Drunkard Coaxial Schmoaxial Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker! Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano Juvenile Radiation Clinic Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks 4:20 Giving Him Cooties Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide A Baseball in a Wood Chipper Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe! Cum Guzzling Gutterslut Splenic Uranation {<i>note sp.</i>} That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer! A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo Micturition of the Solar Plexus {<i>girl's voice</i>} Linguo...Boned? {<i>male robot voice</i>} Linguo...<b><i>IS</i></b>...Boned!!! Butt Sandwich Implosion Is it YouTube or YourTube? Food Crook Asshole Thermometer Cello Uranator {<i>pleze noat spelig</i>} ¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!! Rock Inseminator Sumophilia The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets Preparation B for the Bunghole Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!! The Milk has Gone Off Iron Legionnaire Telling the World to Fuck Off! Juggernaut Post-Menstrual Princess Reds Phone Sys: The Douched Moose {<i>This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!</i>} Hypnos III Cupamichael Sucking Up Dead Socks Westwood Perspiration Screaming Down the Hobo Shack Uranium Uranator Pissing the Bed for Science Lazing 'Round the TV Tulip Lactation Shooting some Stick Volume Vacuum Bungholio in One or Two Elektroshock Kardiogramm Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key! Sk8 or Be Termin8ed Killing The Last Ninja Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle Micturating in a Uranator {<i>pleeze noat speling</i>} You Can't Spell "Murine" without "<b>URINE</b>"! Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends Laser Galvos of Doom Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (<i>larvae</i>) for Christ Sakes Switch 1,053,000 Looping is for Faggots Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel The Green Lantern Destroying a Toliet Seat Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks Homo On the Range {<i>Faggot On the Stove</i>} Pubic Enema #2 ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes ?DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL Total and Complete Asshaberdashery Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb Febreze Vacuum Rottener Batman Demolishing a Uranator Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot! Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin Superman Demolishing a Dust Lorry Yo, wassup homes? Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Little Wheels (Not Turning) Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal Santa's Little Harmer VHS Video Hypnotic Blindly Touching Her Boobs Class IV: The Toylet Carrot Rope Deadman's Switch Disengage This Popcycle Freezes Real`Unreal Ripping a Band-Aid Off No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause Boneless Accordions Icycle Insomnia We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Bring the Dissonance Borg Academie Kitty on Death's Patio Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Uranate into It {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Football Isn't for Sissies! Killswitch Rejoice Halleluja Water Closet Alka-Seltzer Uranation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes! The Homo Telephones Uranated Carbonation {<i>sp. intentional</i>} My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich Fireflies in Discord You're a Douche You're a Douche! ¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo! Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes The Unsanitary Napkins The Pee Bottle Bomber "Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {<i>sp. intentional</i>} The Sweaty Ramekins Uranate like a Competitive Equine {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Perspiring like a Policeman Sweaty Furkins Praying to the Porcelain God Is Bender Really a Queer? Koji Minamoto, It is Time Mouldy Loaves and Fishes I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies! The Homophobiacs The Dickheads The Homo Phones NeoSporan Pain Teh Penus Vaccuumes {<i>ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt</i>} Bowler's Pee The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza) Hillbilly Snatch Punk Piss Boob Pus Rhino Clit The Butt Dumplings Golfer's Lacrimation You Seafood Inappropriately The Hidden Enemy Tree Sweat Tour de Dillhole MyDeath.com Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control Vaginabooklet.com Eye Kant Vaccume {<i>ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt</i>} Blindly Touching Her Ears Carbohydrate Proteene Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Pee In Your Socks! Penilemagazine.edu Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Urine Luck THE F46607$ Telephone Sweat Phosphor Bedspread Venemous Sunglasses The Hearing-Ear Cats Scotch Tape for Lepers Cathy Withekay {<i>Kathy with a 'K'</i>} Pillowcase Enuresis Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine! Lezzy Lacrimation {<i>"lesbian tears"</i>} Meowing Because We're Hungry The Fudge Bunny {<i>slang term for a cat fece</i>} The Sissified Cum Drinkers Pyss & Mone {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April Barbecued Telephones You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine" Santa Claws Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes Giving Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz Coffee Penus Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (<i>Larvae</i>) for Satan Sakes The Weenbags Spilt Milk A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!! Poopinary Incontinence ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!! Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker Pissinary Incontinence Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (<i>Larvae</i>) for Christ Sakes Cancer of the Asshole Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss Tegretol Cirrus Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill Hotmail is for Fagots {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Whistling Pete Enema Evel has No Disguise {<i>sp. intentional</i>} There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!) You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It" I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine! Stop and Smell the Flours {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!! As...Much...{<i>And Butthole...Butt...Hole!</i>} Gluttons for Punishment Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale! Pop Rocks Singer Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads Gumball Machine Micturition Tempest® in a Water Closet Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (<i>Larvae</i>) for Christ Sakes Nai Can't Uranate! {<i>note sp.</i>} Every Time You Flush a Toliet, God Kills a Fece Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!! Gonorrhea of the Knockers Dead Tacos Bell-Grande Top Ticking the Titty Tat! The Douchenemabags Who Smote Thee Down? Captain Proton to the Rescue! Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal! Snail Micturition Urinous Hose Bib Who Peed on My Toothbrush? Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Metropolice {<i>pronounced like, "metropolis"</i>} You Must Go to the Beach Terminal Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub Foul Neocortex Discharge Once Bitten, Twice Smitten All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound? Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle Massenguillotine Panty Leakers Stinky Sneakers That Clock is Faslow! Slipper Micturition Fore!(play) Toothbrush Sweat Faggedaboutit Boot Micturition Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob Wanna Get Bad? Baby, When the Toliet Seat's Up! Out through the In Door Calculator Lacrimation Dropping a <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fudge+bunny" target="new">Fudge Bunny</a> Behind a Tree Faget Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae Violinist On the Wall Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Edward Diagonalcutterhands Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds Zombie Giraffe Larvae Front Porch Stenosis Self-Deflating Towels Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {<i>larvae</i>} for Christ Sakes A Glass Full of Worm Sperm Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack Inverted Cheerios Perfume for Your Rats Semisolid Crayons Lawn Mower Emesis Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!! Disposable Biscuits Sentient Screaming Valance Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug Carbonated Pane <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Santa Ana is Coming to Town!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Wet Humanitarian Scalding Dog Smoke Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan Foul Pinball Machine Odour Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning The Studly Hoars {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Snowmobile Micturition Bean-Eating Elderly Mortified Coffee Table Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube Secretary of the Bladder Reporters that Hate Snow Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed! Night Light Death Ray My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot! Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!! Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs? Megabyterapers Buckets of Calico Halibut Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists Sweating Volcano Urinous Showerhead <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Kimm <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardassian" target="new">Cardassian</a><img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Puttles in His Pittles Excreting Richard Nixon Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune Devouring Our Axillae Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (<i>larvae</i>) for Christ sakes <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin Rotting Wheelchair Purple is Extremely Noisy Liquid Helicopter Exploding Lice in my Laundry Scalding Dog Doodie The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty Hairless Wild Boars Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo! Two Hundred Cups of Coffee Urinous Fucking Rose Bush Licking Moose Antlers Robot Turds Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane Java Sweat TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock Piss You! That Pussy {<i>not 'cat'</i>} Stinks!!! Carbonated Pet Rats Volcanic Hirsutism Exploding Liquid Paper Automated Light Bulb Destructor Frozen Walker on a Stick Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator Cats Landing on Saturn The Cow Jumped Over the Sun Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes Encrustulated Milk Jug Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt Satanic HVAC Tech Tampon Bathysphere Sentient Young Vomiting Valence Flattened 'Pepsy' Can Liquid Plumbr Enema Milk Has No Penus Playtex Bathyscape Liquid Mullet Battlestar Tampax Selsun Sultan Showing a Dildo to a Faggot Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand Burglars & Scones Chair Urin8r Catheters Copulate Noisily There's No 'I' in 'God' Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens I Can Shit a Crescent Roll Drno Enema Peckerweasel Diaper Repairman Chainsaw Enema Uranated Tampon {<i>note sp.</i>} Bank Tylenol Fizzy Toliet Goodbye Porpoise Hazardous Redwood Urinal Explosion Spazzy Sink Tampax Astronaut Blackened Fish Tail Yak Vomitus Loud Chair {<i>toilet</i>} Fishtank on the Floor {<i>toilet</i>} Terra Cotto Salami Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine Douchebucket Mr.SnausageSniffer SpongeBoob HypodermicPants Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {<i>note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe</i>} Terror Destructor Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes! Piss Flute Aural Assault Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {<i>note sp.</i>} PHUQ & YR K47 TU! Studly Collars of H8Red The Nippular Area That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That! Douche Bikini Playtux® Dying® Mittens {<i>a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves</i>} The Boobal Area Eu de Poontang We're So Coral! The Diaper Bandits Smells Like Nookie Monkey On Your Penus {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Tastes Like Piss Ants The Dead Socks Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer Big Ears Like a Ferengi This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas The Busted Sissy Sticks Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof SHY-Oh-Lay Toa-LYE-It Where's the Maggots? Nocturnal Defecation I Guess Tummz is Temporary The Seven Year Bitch Diabeetus {<i>as Willard Brimly would pronounce it</i>} Duke is Not a Rat Perianal Nappy Itch The TV Tube is Pregnant Conducting Insulators Uranated Goldfish {<i>note sp.</i>} We Aren't Peckerheads! Triolic Waves of Love International Corduroy Uranating on the Machine {<i>note sp.</i>} Masturbating Tampon Parade Bookmarking Our Bungholes Salty Peckerwood Fire Comes from Firemen I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar! URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl Kissing the Black Gear Shampotty Satan's Duotronic Robots Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken Stinks Like Preteen Spirits Kotex U-Boat Redwood Solids Bruce Willis Shooting a Toilet You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE' Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone Eucalyptus Impersonator Dog Urine Splenic Freeze Orange Crush Necrosis The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb Naked Supermodel Chunks Telepathic Piddlehead C-3PO Lives in my Armpit Unicorn Fart Pastry Washing Your Dishes in the Toilet You're Alligator Stink's {<i>syntax errors intentional</i>} Tenna Twirl The Invisible Woman is a Twat! Leaky Bush Pail DVDs that Sweat Wrecked Pussy `" Trashed Tabby Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe! Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day! Viva Moñitor HypnoSphere"! What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {<i>note sp.</i>} Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair Light Meters of Destruction The Five Horsemen Lederhosen in Blood-Red Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat HypnoTrapezoid"! This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod! Camera Micturition Neocortex Lavage (pronounced "<img src="http://www.ledmuseum.candlepower.us/28/lavage2.gif">") Satanic Floating Eyeball The Goldfish are Squeaky Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets Trance-O-Tron"! Rhododendron Spiller Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit) The Lubricated Snausages Babie Fat Tree Larvae Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat! The Douche Song Sand Mustard Faggy Phone Thug The Litterbox Song Song Femtotubular "F" Cockroach Resort Suite Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit Assume the Pole Position" The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm My Poo is Deformed!!! What's Wrong with my Peanut?!? The Surfactant is Flat! That Beer is a Liar Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses! Give that Amish a Douche Squeaky Porch Clocks Perhaps the Code is Incorrect Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!! <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oooo, Certified Honeybuns!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Pasghetti & Meattesticles {<i>sp. intentional</i>} Horse Pig {<i>mounted police officer</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Electronic Booger Detector Shaving with Rusty Gillettes I'm Not your Superhero! We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {<i>sp. intentional</i>} You Insult Our Ways! Easy, Stick Boy! The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie His TC is Too Low <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> Salty Pit Drippings Make Yourself Invisible Hard Stool? Try Docusate! Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel! He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {<i>spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice</i>} He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers! We Don't Like You Magical Urine Shower Anthraxosis Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet Cactus Nymphs Revelationarama Eucalyptus Killer Eeeee-Bola! {<i>shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial</i>} Slower than Sloth Shit Wrapping Christmas Water Burned Replicated Bird Meat Spectrometer of Doom Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha! Leaving the Lamp Unflushed We Aren't Greenhorns Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {<i>all words intentionally misspelled</i>} <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant Butt Whyy Per! {<i>three frogs around a toliet roll say each word sequentially</i>} <img src="/eleventh/bwp4.jpg"> </font><font face="CBM-64" size="2" color="ffffff"></b>?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED CLEANAXES FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 36864 READY. <img src="/cursor.gif"> </font><font face="Arial" size="4" color="ffff00"><b><pre> Fake "Garbage Pale Kids" cards: <hr> Potty Scotty Toliet Todd Frank Incense Poppa Boyl Waytoochatty Cathy Typhoid Marianne <hr> Some band names were inspired by some of <a href="http://www.wormquartet.com" target="new">Worm Quartet</a>'s songs, and lyrics from same. And yes, I know the difference between "urinate" / "urination" and "uranate" / "uranation". "Urinate" / "urination" is the act of pissing and the actual pee. "Uranate" / "uranation" is a compound containing the metal uranium and uranium salts/oxide combining with something else. "Micturition" is simply the act of going potty. "Enuresis" is involuntary noctural urination - usually pissing the bed. And yes, I know that the Lunesta "butterfly" is actually a luna moth. The word "embouchure" refers to the movements of the lips and muscles of the mouth when playing a wind instrument such as a tromboner or a tuba. <img src="/eleventh/arcuv9.jpg"> Photograph of uranated glass marbles fluorescing under UVA radiation. I also do ***NOT*** condone violence against animals, and would never even consider doing things to them shown on this list! My "Fave Five" (to borrow a phrase from a cellular telephone commercial), in no particular order, would probably be: Salty Peckerwood Police Candiosity There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! {<i>I used this in a number of demos I wrote for the <a href="/seventh/c64.htm" target="new">C=64 computer</a> in the early-1990s</i>} <img src="/eleventh/busted9.gif"> {From my Commodore 64 demo "Mag Factor Three", written by me & released on 11-15-92} Band names that start with a "?" and have the word "ERROR" in them were derived from error messages seen on the Commodore 64 computer from the early-1980s. <hr> Though not a band name, I "hear" this song every day when I shovel out the cat boxes (it is done 4x a day): "Cleaning out {<i>cymbals crashing</i>} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {<i>cymbals crashing</i>} The krabby patties Cleaning out {<i>cymbals crashing</i>} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {<i>cymbals crashing</i>} The sewer pickles" (<i>Refrain (repeat) at least two times</i>) <hr> I also "hear" the Spongebob Squarepants song with a "slight" alteration of the lyrics: HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO: <i>Captain</i>: Are you ready kids? <i>Kids</i>: Aye-aye Captain. <i>Captain</i>: I can't hear you... <i>Kids</i>: Aye-Aye Captain!! <i>Captain</i>: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? <i>Kids</i>: SpongeBob SquarePants! <i>Captain</i>: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! <i>Kids</i>: SpongeBob SquarePants! <i>Captain</i>: If nautical nonsense be something you wish... <i>Kids</i>: SpongeBob SquarePants! <i>Captain</i>: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! <i>Kids</i>: SpongeBob SquarePants! <i>Captain</i>: Ready? <i>Everybody</i>: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! <i>Captain</i>: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha. HOW I "HEAR" THE SONG: <i>Pirate:</i> Are you ready baby fags? <i>Baby fags</i>: Aye-aye pirate. <i>Pirate:</i> I can't hear you... <i>Baby fags</i>: Aye-Aye pirate!! <i>Pirate:</i> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea?<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Baby fags</i>: <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">SpongeBob PissPants!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Pirate:</i> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee?<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Baby fags</i>: <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">SpongeBob PissPants!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Pirate:</i> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">His bladder infection cannot be dismissed...<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Baby fags</i>: <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">SpongeBob PissPants!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Pirate:</i> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">So throw in the toliet and plunge as you wish!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Baby fags</i>: <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">SpongeBob PissPants!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Pirate:</i> Ready? <i>Everybody:</i> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants!<img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif"> <i>Pirate:</i> <img src="http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/note2.gif">SpongeBob...PissPants!<img src="/eleventh/note2.gif"> {SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute} <a href="/twelfth/flute.wav">SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound</a>, ~20K (20,432 bytes). <hr> </font><font face="Arial" size="5"> Other "Band Names" pages: <a href="http://www.segnbora.com/bandnames.html">Band Name Fodder</a> <hr> </font><font face="Arial" size="2"> </b></pre> <br> Copywrong © 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 Craig S. Johnson<br> Please have the courtesy to <A HREF="mailto:ledmuseum@gmail.com">ask</A> before using or retransmitting. <br> Page created on 10-22-07. <br><br> The words "toilet" and "toilets" (and other obvious misspellings) are intentionally misspelled on this page; English teachers & other educators please stop calling.<br> Homophones (eg. "pail" & "pale", "rain" & "reign", "pair", "pear", "pare", "flower" and "flour", "baloney" & "bologna") and allophones (eg. "refuse" & "refuse"; "bass" & "bass"; "lead" and "lead") are also deliberately misused on this web page. <br> <br> The band name "Fresh Bad Avacado" is from PaWolf on the <a href="http://http://forums.commercialsihate.com/">Commercials I Hate</a> fora.<br> The band name "Such Douche-Tastic Friends" is from tarheelmed02 on the <a href="http://http://forums.commercialsihate.com/">Commercials I Hate</a> fora.<br> The misspelling of the word "Douchenozzles" is from Jimmy on the <a href="http://http://forums.commercialsihate.com/">Commercials I Hate</a> fora. </head></html>